Lord Lucan Found: Now For Madeleine And Diana
LORD Lucan has been found alive and well and living in a Land Rover in New Zealand.
The country’s most famous fugitive can now shed light on the 1974 murder of his children’s nanny, and while he’s at it let us know what happened to Shergar, Madeleine McCann and reveal his part in the murder of Princess Diana.
This is one in the eye for those who thought the Express only dealt in speculation and conspiracy. Here is a wanted man.
As the paper reports, Lord Lucan, aka the Rt hon Richard John Bingham, the 7th Earl of Lucan, now goes under the name Roger Woodgate. He owns a pet possum (possibly called Barrymore). He resides in Marton, North Island. The town is now overrun by film crews.
The mayor of region says there is “quite a resemblance” between the earl and this photographer who once worked for the Ministry of Defence.
Lucan is, as the Express says, “the man of legend and mystery”. He was officially declared dead by the High Court in 1999. He has been spotted in South Africa, Australia, Ireland and the Netherlands.
In 1974, the Australian police arrested a man they believed was Lucan. It turned out to be John Stonehouse, the lively MP who had faked his suicide a month earlier.
And now we have Mr Woodgate. “I’m five inches shorter than Richard Bingham,” says he. He is also 10 years younger than the missing peer.
“As with all unsolved murders, the case remains open,” says a Scotland Yard spokesman.
And the Express is on hand to help. It will continue to profile the wanted and the missing. It will not stop until it has found a link between Lucan and Princess Diana…
Posted: 10th, August 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am
The mayor of region says there is “quite a resemblance” between the earl and this photographer who once worked for the Ministry of Defence.
Yes a big resemblance,but who’s that man in the picture. ?
April 7th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Lord Lucan is ? a relative of Diana. Lucan’s wife has said little over the years, wonder why.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:16 am
See the comments on the Lord Lucan entry at http://www.bebo.com/martonnz
August 10th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
And don’t you go getting any ideas either Moderation!
August 10th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Didn’t he use to have face fungus? if I recall a black moustache, is the possum a comfort zone or something?
Actually saw Elvis the other day strumming outside Shergar’s stable, and they were sharing a banana and peanut butter sandwich (sweet!)
August 10th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
You just leave my Hamster alone!
August 10th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Hamster and possum - a poster?
August 10th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Watch it Anorak, possum is an affectionate pet name I call my girlfriend!
Anyway, it can’t be Lord Lucan, coz he’s doing a split shift with Elvis down at our local chippy.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Is there any crime we cannot pin on Lucan? Just look at the way he’s holding that possum…
August 10th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
what strange people you all are!!
August 10th, 2007 at 11:39 am
if maddie is ever found and she is a whizz at backgammon, the mystery will be solved.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:22 am
just got in from searching my garden, she’s not there, hey where is everyone?
August 10th, 2007 at 10:24 am
I’ve always liked the idea of a pet possum. Must be such fun!
August 10th, 2007 at 10:15 am
yes
August 10th, 2007 at 9:54 am
it’s all cold and lonely in here. do you think anyone else at all is reading?
August 10th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Send the man down
August 10th, 2007 at 9:15 am
hilarious! i rest my case.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Praise indeed… And from the real Lord Lucan, no doubt
August 10th, 2007 at 9:06 am
i think you are a bunch of wankers, just like the tabloids