The Rogarians Are Coming: Gypsy King Florin Cioaba’s State Visit
THE Rogarians are coming.
As the Express reports thousands of Romanians and Bulgarians are massed at the border ready to invade.
Garlic alone will not keep them away, much less the Express’s decision to give away camper vans in its competitions.
The paper’s campaign to talk the UK down, talk crime up is not working. As the paper says: “Thousands of us will be hading to Britain says gypsy king.”
The regent is Florin Cioaba and while his visit to the UK will be seen as a state occasion by some, the Express is wary.
Cioaba is addressing a 3,000-strong crowd of his countrymen at a festival in Romania.
Wearing a crown and holding a sceptre, he tells us: “Thousands of Roma will leave for western Europe looking for jobs and a better life.
“The next two years will be critical for Europe because it will need to absorb the high number of immigrants coming from Romania and Bulgaria.”
The Rogarians are coming. As Cioaba says: “Everybody hates the gypsies, even though not all of us are criminals and thieves.”
The Express will judge the validity of that claim for itself. But by then it might be too late.
Sir Andrew Green of MigrationWatch UK is unimpressed. Says he: “It is unacceptable that thousands of gypsies should come here to live off the welfare state.”
And we see common ground between them and us. They want to work, as King Florin says. Sir Andrew agrees.
Says former Home Office Minister Ann Widdecombe: “We already have a problem with the thousands of lawful immigrants from Eastern Europe who are putting a strain on our infrastructure.” To say nothing of tending our gardens, looking after our children as au pairs and putting up the shelves in our converted garage.
But do we want the UK to change? Do we want the UK to run into France? As the paper notes: “In France colourfully dressed young women beg for money in almost every town square.”
Althogh some of them may be French…
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September 15th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Hello Brits! I`m a guy from Romania who would like to comment on your little article. After years and years and years of stupid western reporters comming to “investigate” the “discrimanation” of gypsies in Romania, and after hundreds of raps from the E.U. and tens of NGO`s who tried to justify their existance (”Bad, bad Romanians!!! Why do you discrimiante the Gypsies??? Behave, Romanians/Hungarians/Bulgarians, behave, or else….”) I can finally rest assure that you get a taste of these people. Don`t misstreat them? Don`t discriminate them??? Please Brits, do show us how that is done.
Ha hahahahh hahahah hahahha!! It feels so good! So good! HA HAHHA!!!
September 12th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Upton Sinclair,
Got any room for a caravan/caravans in your drive?
September 12th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
You should simply be ashamed of posting such a stupid article!
September 11th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Rosbif aux poivre!
September 11th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
I was in Paris. A football match was in town. I wanted to go one way. The police wanted me to go another way. The police had spray. I had defiance. I had no chance… I then had sore eyes, a rasping throat and my face in a fountain
September 11th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Anorak, tell us more!
September 11th, 2007 at 10:41 am
I was once pepper srayed by the gendarmes. And, no, it was not lucky pepper spray…
September 11th, 2007 at 9:33 am
My normally ‘moderate’ (ha ha ha ha) views went out of the window when, in Lille, I was surrounded by a group of these ‘colourfully dressed young women’ in an attempt to mug me with a smile. A passing couple of Gendarmes were my heroes that day otherwise I wouldn’t have stood a chance despite my 100% awareness of mugging!
For a few pages I may be an Express reader (vbg) but then I do live just a few miles away from the biggest travellers camp in the country so I know its not just Rogarians…..
September 11th, 2007 at 9:28 am
“not all of us are criminals and thieves” he sounds like an honest man, and we could do with a few more of them.