Madonna’s Purple Pentrator Sex Toy On Show

INTERESTING indeed that Madonna should choose to place her Purple Penetrator martial aide in a clear plastic bag.

A private consultation with our dear friend Ann Summers reveals more about the Purple Penetrator (ask for it by name).

Ms Summers advises that the phallus has an “adjustable waist and back strap to fit all sizes”. Features include a “vibrating bullet”, “multispeed battery box” and “clip”.

(If only our forces in Iraq were to well equipped.)

This is “MADGE’S TOY JOY.” And it is one she seems keen for each of us to experience.

And not least to all husband Guy Ritchie, whose 39th birthday she has been celebrating in Claridge’s hotel.

A “hotel guest” tells the paper: “Maybe she just wanted to ram home the point that she is the boss in their relationship.”

Batteries not included.

Anorak

Posted: 12th, September 2007 | In: Celebrities, Madonna, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink