Crime: The Rogarians Aren’t Feeling At Home Among The Hoodies
“ROMANIANS carry out 1,000 crimes here in six months,” says the Mail. (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or)
Instantly, you wonder what could have gone wrong?
The first shock is that this story has not been picked up by the Express, which operates a Romania-Bulgaria monitoring service on behalf of its readers.
The second shock is to realise that these Rogarians, as they must be termed, might not be trying.
Since January 1 this year, when Romanians were allowed free access to other EU member states, they have enacted 1,080 offences.
Anorak dug deeper and noticed that in the London ward of Westminster in July 2007, there were 5,694 criminal offences reported.
It is clear, dear reader that the Rogarians have yet to settle in and are intimated by our own native criminal fraternity.
But things can change. Rogarians can assimilate.
The Mail has seen a leaked Home Office memo which says an estimated 45,000 “potential criminals” from Rogaria would travel to Britain.
And travel home again in your car…
September 19th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Right mate, Rogarians feel unwellcome here. Only 1080 crimes out of the total 11287000 crimes registered in UK this year prove your point. I feel comforted by the though that the rest of 11286000 crimes were the result of hard work of natives of this isle.
September 19th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
They really must try harder
September 20th, 2007 at 9:16 am
To ease foriegn criminals into our society, and make things more equal, the Lib-Dems are proposing a new University of Crime, to be based in HM prisons throughout the country.
This EC-funded initiative will see Rogarians offered intensive courses in the fundamentals of benefit fraud, and introduce useful English phrases like ‘give me your wallet’ and ‘the watch too’.
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:22 am
Don’t worry, they will improve with time, and when they see how the word “punishment” is banned in our legal system!
September 27th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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