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Sienna Miller Is No Great Catch

sienna-miller.jpgSIENNA Miller, professional girlfriend, is in the Express. She is wearing a “mint-green tea-dress and a black straw hat”.

This is “Sienna’s wedding day bliss”.

Married? No. Not yet. Although the Express notes that Sienna and her current project, actor Rhys Ifans, “could not have stood closer as the bride tossed the bouquet”.

Closer to one another or closer to the bride? The Express is unspecific.

No small chance, then, that Sienna was caught wrong footed, looking up as her future happiness arced over her head as the bride tossed with all the guile of Andre Agassi in his pomp.

Disappointment set aside, the Express notes how Sienna and her actor did manage to catch a cab and take a ride to the wedding reception in a north London pub.

Ms Miller is blonde…

  1. 1 Hollywood dreamin' Says:

    Sienna Miller is no great actress either!

  2. 2 million_quid Says:

    And Katy (”There are 9 million (and counting) McCann theories on the web”) Melua is no great singer.

  3. 3 Anorak Says:

    She’s an actress?

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