Britney Spears Loses Children: She Too Is Lost
“BRITNEY LOSES KIDS,” announces the Sun’s front page. And we fear it has happened again.
“Britney loses her children,” says the Mirror, and we know that it has.
But the panic does not last for long as the Sun tells us that the children have been found and are now in the “physical custody” of Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Federline, aka The Rapping Rodent, aka K-Ferret, is now legally allowed to raise sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, to construct them in his own image.
Many will have to put their concerns to one side, dismiss thoughts of the little lambs being at large dressed in white vests and pointed beards, because, as a source says: “We are all fearing for Britney and this will be the final straw for her.”
“SUICIDE FEAR FOR BRITNEY,” says the Sun. The Mirror says Britney is “beyond inconsolable”.
And: “She has not stopped crying since she found out. It hasn’t sunk in yet…a life without them is unimaginable for her.” As ever: “The boys are her life.”
Overlooked is the need to say that Britney is lost. And realise that this is an interim order and full custody of the children will be decided at a later date.
In the meantime, we need to find Britney. And find her spokesman, who, as the Sun reports, “was not available last night”.
Fears are that they too are lost…
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:14 am
So our Kev (Mr las Vegas) wants the kids eh? Nothing to do with the pre-nup I suppose?!!
Get the kids, get the extra dosh……..
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:29 am
He could sell them
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:05 pm
She’s a basket case. Stupid dingbat blonde with money and no clue what life is about, get her a line of coke and maybe she’ll blow ya
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 am
I feel sorry for Britney. I have two kids the same age as her boys. I know how hard it is to have two kids so close. My first baby was born by c-section so I know what a painful recovery that is.
If you all remember Britney put her career on hold when she got pregnant with her first boy. I believe she had every intension of putting her children first. However, after the birth of her second child my husband and I heard that her STUPID husband decided to go on tour. Couldn’t he have picked a better time??? I mean how selfish can you be. Your wife has just given birth to your second son who is only a year apart from you first son and instead of being there for her you take off on a tour.
I told my husband right then that It wasn’t going to work.
I think Britney realised after her second baby that K-fed had only married her for her money and to get himself reconized. I mean how many of us even hear about him before he married her??? I think this was to much for Britney to handle.
She gave two beautiful children to the love of her life and the whole time he was just using her. NOW she depressed and can’t seem to find the strength to pull out of it. She is trying to find peace and happiness were she never will. I hope she can find the strength to get back on her feet and know that she can be happy again.
I don’t know about any of you but before her melt down I saw her all the time with her baby boy. I have never seen a picture of the boys with K-fed. He doesn’t care about them. You want proof the day he takes their mom out of the picture he leaves them with the nanny. This is proof that he doesn’t have a heart.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I think that Britney Spears ex-husband Kevin Federline shoot take care of their children because i saw on the news that Britney had one of her boys on her knees.
October 5th, 2007 at 1:02 am
I thoroughly agree with Jane. The girl needs help herself and instead gets abandoned by her so-called family. Where is her mother (grandmother to the boys) when her daughter needs her most? Sadly, B is clearly suffering from paranoia etc from drug use, which does tend to alienate those around her. She should be getting medical attention, but it seems that even the ‘rehab.’ places are designed to reap money from gullible, lost and overly wealthy ’stars’. As for KFed, I have not been impressed by his parenting skills, either - (and why does he even need bodyguards?). He was probably the one who destabilised B and encouraged the drug use in the first place! Poor, poor girl.
December 27th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
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