A Free Caravan For Rogarians In The Daily Express
NEVER let is be said that the UK does not make its migrant population welcome.
The Rogarians might be upon us, but we will not lower ourselves to their level.
The Express tells us, via its Romania-Bulgaria monitoring service, that the Rogarians are massed at the border, a crimewave of manmade fibres.
But we say, come one and come all. We will civilise you. And what better way to do so than with flushing water and a 120bhp turbo diesel engine. Leave that tired horse at your French refugee camp (a knob of butter and he’ll be fine) and head to the UK in a brand new campervan.
Worth £32, 995, the new Peugeot Mobilvetta is the last word in immigrant chic. It has “class” as it has “style”.
And all you need do to win your dream home is to answer the following question:
What license is needed to learn to drive? Is it:
a) provisional driving license
b) temporary driving license
c) junior driving license
Tuning-in Rogarians may care to consult their citizenship handbooks. And wonder why there is no mention of dog license, TV license nor off license…
October 8th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Yes, let them flood in…
Why is it then that I, a native born Englishman who happens to live in America, is usually interogated like some potential mass murderer when I arrive at Heathrow to visit my remaining relatives. Is becoming a US citizen a crime now? It makes life easier here, plus I get to vote.
“You were born in London?” the incredulous person of asian descent asks me. “Yes,” I reply, I never add “were you?” that would just annoy them.
Maybe next time I’ll fly to France and rent a caravan.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
I will never forgive nor forget the American guard who took my grapefruit at Miami airport
October 8th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Pretty dangerous fruit fruit the grapefruit, ever get squirted in the eye with grapefruit juice?
The horror…the horror!
October 8th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
It was pink
October 8th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Pinko
October 8th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
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October 8th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Is there an option to swap it for an old leyland bus with flowers on it and make up the value with halluciongens?