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Royal Fact Of The Day: Her Majesty’s Bag

“WHAT’S in the Queen’s handbag?” asks the Express. She has no need of a passport, cash nor credit cards. “Yet her bag is far from empty. One item she is never without is an S-shaped metal meat hook.” Also within the bag are “miniature dogs, horses, saddles and horsewhips”. For a quick getaway…

  1. 1 dee Says:

    you mean she doesn’t own a passport?

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    German…there’s a war on…

  3. 3 helsangel Says:

    Why does she need a meat hook? doesn’t she like Gordon either?

  4. 4 Andrew Says:

    The Queen doesnt like libellous claims so i will just say

    she killed diana

    (in no way whatsoever)

  5. 5 Anorak Says:

    Andrew - Harrod’s gift tokens are on their way to you

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  7. 7 diane from derbyshire Says:

    It is obvious what the Queen has in her bag,she is a lady.A spare pair of knickers Tena lady protection a hairy cough sweet and dog biscuits. Dont you folks know anything?

  8. 8 lyn Says:

    A lacy white hanky. Glasses cleaner. Minty. Throat lolly. Silver mobile phone.
    Small pencil & pad. Pepper spray. Chocolate bit in silver paper. Hair spray.
    Doggy treats.

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