Royal Fact Of The Day: Her Majesty’s Bag
“WHAT’S in the Queen’s handbag?” asks the Express. She has no need of a passport, cash nor credit cards. “Yet her bag is far from empty. One item she is never without is an S-shaped metal meat hook.” Also within the bag are “miniature dogs, horses, saddles and horsewhips”. For a quick getaway…
October 10th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
you mean she doesn’t own a passport?
October 10th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
German…there’s a war on…
October 10th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Why does she need a meat hook? doesn’t she like Gordon either?
October 10th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
The Queen doesnt like libellous claims so i will just say
she killed diana
(in no way whatsoever)
October 11th, 2007 at 9:40 am
Andrew - Harrod’s gift tokens are on their way to you
October 11th, 2007 at 9:53 am
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October 11th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
It is obvious what the Queen has in her bag,she is a lady.A spare pair of knickers Tena lady protection a hairy cough sweet and dog biscuits. Dont you folks know anything?
October 21st, 2007 at 10:00 am
A lacy white hanky. Glasses cleaner. Minty. Throat lolly. Silver mobile phone.
Small pencil & pad. Pepper spray. Chocolate bit in silver paper. Hair spray.
Doggy treats.