David David Hasselhoff Fall Off The Talking Wagon
“ALCOHOLIC Hoff falls off the wagon,” announces the Mirror. The Sun concurs: “Alcoholic David Hasselhoff has been admitted to an emergency detox unit after falling off the wagon.”
The Sun republishes a picture of the Hoff waiting to board a flight at Heathrow Airport with “what appeared to be a large stain on his trousers”. The perils of pulling on tight-fitting jeans over wet swimming trunks cannot be overlooked. And The Hoff should care not to make the same mistake twice.
But he is off the wagon. And we are left to wonder if it was a talking wagon and one able to call the tabloid press?
October 11th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
He doesnt look to have suffered bruising