Troubled Britney Spears Will Drive Off A Cliff
BRITNEY Spears is dead. But “Troubled Britney Spears” continues to make headlines. And today the News of the World brings us: “Britney: ‘I’ll drive off cliff’.”
Know: “Hysterical BRITNEY SPEARS threatened to kill herself by driving off a CLIFF.”
We join the action as Troubled Britney is sat in a car with her estranged husband, Kevin Federline.
The NOTW sees Troubled Britney and K-Ferret motoring down Mulholland Drive. Our attention is draw toward “huge drop that line the bendy road”.
It is what Hollywood types call a Cliffhanger.
Troubled Britney turns to K-Ferret. Says she: “I’m going to drive off the cliff! It’s going to be your fault that I killed myself.”
The words resonate within the car - and reverberate the way to the NOTW’s offices in a less salubrious part of London.
And Troubled Britney’s battered white Fiat Uno drives on…
October 14th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Here, here, and hear, hear Aln Titchman. Well said in support of our little American Pop Tart princess…..mmmmm.. I love pop tarts. Think I may go get one for b’fast this morning. Sugar coated pop tarts will give me lots of energy for Anoraks poster comments. Those posters are IMposterable!!! That’s a real word, right? My parents locked up my laptop, and I’m just using their pc this morning - can’t google the dictionary - for fear of discovery - eeeeks
Alan, are you one of me?? Lol - I mean one of “us”? From the U.S. Alan?? See, it’s like this: Us is from the U.S. so - us = US
Isnt’ that SOO SOO cool? They make fun of the way we talk - but the Brits are the funny talkers. The boys talk like girls and the girls talk like fuddy duddys. And everyone talks like they’ve got a nose clip on - so stuffed up in the head all the time. I”m happy to be a Meriken. And George W Bush is a good guy - Daddy says so - he lets Daddy keep guns in the house and so we’re safe from the Mexicans who climb the barbed wire fence behind out house every day. Daddy usually gets them all when he’s home - but he also gave me permisison to use his gun and keep them out when I’m bored at home after school - he said “as long as it keeps you off of the damn computer lil’ Krissie - I’m fine with that - knock yourself and shoot a few Mexican illegals for us. Who will know they’re even missing?” Then at that part Daddy hoots and hollers and doubles over with laughter. He shakes his head and says “Damn, it’s good to be a Meriken - only wish George and company had four more years!”. He like The President. He says people are unpatriotic who diss him. I mean, he’s right…where else can you shoot your neighbors hopping over the fence like jackrabbits and not get into trouble? Only in the good Ol’ US of A - Ta Daaaaa!! To Dad!!!!
Thank -You, Thank-You, Thank - You Alan.
Love and kisses Krissie.
PS - I hope Britney’s OK too - I love to dance to her music in my bedroom. The Teddys and Barbies like her music and dance along with me….shhhhh.
October 14th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
How did this story get out - did we all her her cry for help?
October 14th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Yes, Please!!!! Drive off that cliff. We are all sooooo tired of washed up has been Brit-Brit.
October 15th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
I think just saying “Britney blows” sums it up. What Britney doesn’t realize is that no one really cares what happens to her. Like Anna Nicole, here today - gone tomorrow, who cares. BS has never endeared herself to anyone or any group. Is it any wonder that if she disappeared, few would notice, but more would just be relieved not to have to hear that name any longer.
November 19th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ‘em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?