Britney Spears Turns to Michael Jackson For Parenting Tips
TROUBLED Britney Spears is in the Star. In “BRITNEY: WACKO IS PERFECT DAD”, readers learn that Troubled Britney has turned to Michael Jackson for parenting advice.
The message is clear: if you look like an iffy parent, not all that good with children, seek out someone who seems worse. Ian Huntley is in jail. Britney turns to Jackson.
As Britney is said to have told a source: “He never lost his kids.”
And: “Britney is hoping he might be able to help her out. And, of course, a few days out of the limelight at Neverland would also be revealing break.”
Neverland is Jackson’s former home in California. It offers sanctuary to Britney. As the Star reports, she is only able to spend one night a week with her two sons. And what better place to share their limited time together than at the former main residence of a man who hung onto his family despite dangling little Blanket over a balcony and facing child abuse allegation (not guilty)?
The kids will love it. But if the little Spears don’t fancy the trip in mum’s car, Britney could always borrow from her parenting mentor and hire a couple of stage school children or dwarves and equip them with head scarves and blankets.
And consider a tetanus shot before using the rides…
October 15th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
where’s the maths question?
October 15th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
2 Kids plus M Jackson =
(It will be back in time for our adult maths class)
October 15th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Ya I think Mike is a good dad.
October 15th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
You guys in the media need something better to write. WACKO? Is that what call someone who made history with music. True he may not be what he was but give the man some fucking respect, he is a human being like you and me and he hurts and bleeds. Britney, yeah right, you media people were the same assholes who loved the size of her tits when it bounced up and down on stage and now you are here talking about her parenting skills before your wet desires run dry? Shame on you. Write some real news and stop fooling around making an ass of yourself.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Meh another bullshit article. Dumbasses neverland isn’t even open anymore!!!
Much respect to Mike Jack!!
October 16th, 2007 at 2:21 am
show some respect for MJ, man he has achieved more than anyone could dream.
it seems all teh top black celebritys seem to always get pulled down by the media.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:52 am
You think a man whos whole family is rich, his friends are rich, has the biggest fan base even more than elvis, gets paid the most out of any artist just to wave his hads in fron of a crowed and can make the most money out of any musician if he did 1 concert could ever go broke i think not son.
October 16th, 2007 at 6:03 am
“As Britney is said to have told a source: “He never lost his kids.”
Just the plot!
October 16th, 2007 at 7:16 am
oi! anorak, you smelly piece of questionable parentage! how dare you criticise the great gloved one? he is a celebrity. he has the respect of the ignorant. look upon him, anorak, and despair!
October 16th, 2007 at 9:34 am
This story originated on a SPOOF site - :LOL:
The media has becone so uncredible its not even funny
anymore - we can just make up what we want and it is
passed on thorugh the ranks - you guys have lost it -
I have No more faith in what is reported anymore.
Cetainly wont come back here for any news ..
please check your sources … sheesh
But one thin for certain - I wish I was MJs kid
Im quite certain he is a wonderful Dad
October 16th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
You Jackson fans - everything’s always black and white with you
October 16th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Turning to MJ for parenting tips???
Good grief!
That’s like turning to me for tennis tips
October 16th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
I think it’s disgusting that they took Brit’s kids. For godsakes people can’t even mess up their own kids without some asshole butting in with some ‘mightier than thou’ crap. The legal system needs to get a life and leave ours alone!
October 16th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Well why not - michaels a good dad, why the fuck are they compating michael jackson with ian huntley? i cant think of any two people more different