Princess Beatrice Rocks Fashion: This Year’s Sarah Ferguson
THE Daily Mail is at the Fashion Rocks do; or at least sat outside in a bottle green Rover 75 clacking its marmalade coated tongue and taking pictures of the young and the tarty for illustrative purposes.
While the prints are being processed in its home dark room under the stair, the paper cocks an ear toward Princess Beatrice and hears her say: “I love it but I keep on having to lift it off the floor and pull the bodice up.”
The Mail stares. The pictures are ready. And readers get to see Princess Beatrice “revealing rather more décolletage than royal protocol might allow”.
Keen-eyed readers who can stand to look may wonder if this is Princess Beatrice or her mother, Sarah Ferguson, whose wont it is to hang out with her best friend/daughter while dressed in similar if not altogether complementary fashions.
To confess, we cannot be sure. The more we look the less we know. Is it Beatrice? Or is it Sarah? Your votes on the matter, if you please…
October 20th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Out of the same stable anyway, have you noticed the teeth?
October 20th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
The pop-eyed gurning princess is cannier than we think - anyone ever seen a phot0 of her face in a natural/normal pose? And are those pop-eyes merely the result of inbreeding, or is it something more sinister?
October 20th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Would you put your toe there?
October 20th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Perhaps Ferguson females are descended from Pop eye? any green stuff in the tombstones, I mean teeth?
Anorak , no I wouldn’t, but then I’m het female
October 20th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Clearly interbred with a Horse. Rover 75? classy
October 20th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
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October 20th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I hate it when people make fun of people’s teeth.
October 20th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
i wouldnt threw her out of bed
October 20th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Poor homely thing sure is acting princessly there.
October 20th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Beatrice is jiving!
October 21st, 2007 at 8:49 am
isn’t it the singer from insane clown posse?
October 23rd, 2007 at 2:36 am
She has nice teeth. All white and straight. I can see every one of them.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Huh, teeth… what teeth?
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:42 am
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November 4th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
just like her Mother a thousand flies would fit in that mouth! crazy/wild eyes like they r high??? like Mother, Like Daughter! ugly! and fergie brags about being “a red head” why? She aint no Julia Roberts!!!!!!!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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November 18th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
hello,
princess beatrice is pretty but a little weird…..
November 29th, 2007 at 9:10 am
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