David Gest On Liza Minnelli And Life As Arsenal’s Mascot
SAYS walking, talking, camping waxwork David Gest on life with his ex-wife Liza Minnelli: “You see I had terrible concussion from when I was in England and Liza was drunk.
“I’d picked her up and lifted her over my head, and because she’s so violent when she’s drunk, she hit the back of my head, bang, bang, 20 times. I pulled her down and she hit me again 20 times. (Does she have rhythm?)
“Then four weeks later in Hawaii, my head exploded.”
Has Gest recovered? “Did you know I’m kind of an unofficial mascot at Arsenal?” he tells the Daily Sport. “I love hearing the fans screaming, ‘Gesty! Go, Gesty!”
That’s what being hit 40 times in the head by a actress/singer does for you. Pass the face plugs…

October 24th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
What’s happening in Britain these days? Why has no one taken the initiative and despatched this troll to hades?
Waiting for an immigrant to do the job at half the prive perhaps?