Comments on: Princess Diana’s Last Line Contest

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:58:41 +0000

“That’s one small step for man.”

By: Tommy

Tommy — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:14:48 +0000

“I see horribly-dressed people.”

By: Anorak

Anorak — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:58:44 +0000

“The tape!”

By: Tommy

Tommy — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:55:51 +0000

“Camilla, if this tunnel had been your vagina we’d have driven through it.”

By: powder monkey

powder monkey — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:40:01 +0000

Oh Henri, you drive me up the wall!

By: Ramon

Ramon — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:33:00 +0000

“I see French people.”

By: Roland

Roland — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:30:25 +0000

“More champagne.”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:20:36 +0000

“game over-insert coin”

By: BabyJane

BabyJane — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:47:17 +0000

To the ambulance man:
“Don’t worry, Monsieur, I always wear my heart on my sleeve.”

By: BabyJane

BabyJane — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:13:51 +0000

We could also borrow from another case under investigation, nicht wahr?

“I’ve had the best day ever. Lots and lots of fun.”

By: BabyJane

BabyJane — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 06:45:15 +0000

It’s a bit crowded in here.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:55:26 +0000

Oh bugger!

I’ve broken a nail

By: Ricky

Ricky — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:58:50 +0000

“Want to see my tits?”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:36:20 +0000

*snifffffffffff* (rolled up £50)

By: Anorak

Anorak — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:32:32 +0000

Pass this on - we need a fitting epithet…

By: Andre

Andre — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:20:38 +0000

“Nice camera . . . some oxygen would be nice.”

By: Elton John

Elton John — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:06:30 +0000

“D-d-d- . . . Dodi and the Benz.”

By: Rita

Rita — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:48:07 +0000

“Did we hit something?”

By: Django

Django — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:40:27 +0000

“Oh my God, oh my God. God looks like Michael Jackson.”

By: Alfie

Alfie — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:32:11 +0000

“Dodi, fix your head, darling. It’s out of place.”