The Princess And The Bea
“I’M not so royal now, am I!” says Princess Beatrice.
Another day and another chance for the Royal Family to show that beneath the taffeta and the lace, under the bridge work and ten paces to the left of the special constable they are but a blood transfusion away from being just plain rich.
As the Sunday Mirror reports, Beatrice has struck up an “unlikely friendship with pop princess Lily Allen”.
Readers learn that Beatrice Windsor has found cause to visits Allen’s East London home. She has drunk shots and danced around Lily’s living room.
A party-goer says: “Bea was great fun. Her and Lily were controlling the stereo and putting on the tunes - and leading the dancing. Bea was loving being in with the music crowd.”
And her she is giving full throat to the line: “I’m not so royal now, am I.” indeed, not, she has achieved the improbable and become still more royal. Beatrice Windsor is the length of a Nazi uniform away from being as royal as they come…
October 28th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
She looks like a stroke victim
October 28th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Or its the ‘late Saturday night and I’m legless ‘ look, bet Cosmetics Design is thrillled
October 28th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Just like her mother and doesn`t live in the real world.What is she going to do for a living? A cushy, well-paid job that is handed to her on a plate?