Britney Spears Calls For A Blackout
QUESTION of the day: “Would Britney Spears dress a little less like a hooker is she had a man?”
That question to you, Daily Star readers. But with no phone number to register “YES” and “NO”, Star readers may struggle for an answer.
Britney, for her part, appears unbothered by the attention spent on her outfit. Not everyone can pull off a combination of fishnet, pink rayon-polyester mix bustier and matching lipstick. Few would attempt it. “DRESS TO ILL,” says the Mirror.
And we look. And were it not for the every-vigilant Sun we would study the clothes and miss the inner Spears and an “unfortunate cluster of facial blemishes”. “OOPS I DID ZIT AGAIN,” says the Sun.
We look. The Sun has drawn a ring about the area. In keeping with the spirit of Halloween, Britney may have cared to paint them black and stick on few bed-harvested hairs.
Others suggest that Britney should promote her new album Blackout by switching off the lights and get both dressed and undressed. But we fear that would be unkind…
October 31st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
In all seriousness. I predict that this will be the last Britney Spears album. There’s nowhere else for her to go, and just like Micheal Jackson’s last one, in a week nobody will remember what it sounded like or care anyway. So sorry Britney but you’re too old and too fat and too self centered. This is what happens when performers start to believe their own press release. There’s a gazilion kids coming up who are better than you since, just like Micheal Jackson, you can’t dance anymore. If you ask any of the teeny bopper crowd, who was Jacko? You’le be met with just a blank stare. This is the true final horror of the pop music biz where tunes last about a week, if your lucky. Sorry, but you can’t act either so the Madonna route is out.
Bye Bye Britney.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I love Britney!!! No one remembers what any of her albums sound like. The point of Britney is to be Britney - she doesn’t need to go anywhere. It’s Britney bitch - and the girls and gays will keep her in the press and the pop culture forever.
October 31st, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Madonna saved her career by turning back to disco - maybe Britney can turn back to Madonna?