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Carol Vorderman Pulls In Her Trousers

carol-vorderman.thumbnail Carol Vorderman Pulls In Her TrousersCAROL Vorderman is stood before the Countdown board, as she has stood for 25 years. To mark the show, and Channel 4’s silver jubilee, the Mirror notes that Carol will be wearing the same trousers she wore all those moons ago. “I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to get into them – but luckily, I just managed,” says Carol.

Thankfully, the ways of fashion mean that 25 years ago Carol’s trousers were baggy from waist to turn-ups. It was only after celebrity and Lycra came knocking that Carol took to wearing tighter clothes. It is commitment to her style that causes Carol to augment her old Comfi-Slax with a tri-buckled belt pulled tight betwixt bust and hips in the manner of a circus strong man.

Says Gordon Brown in the Telegraph: “I wish she could have helped me with some of my budgets when I as Chancellor – I might have got the sums right more often.”

Or “Phwaoor often”, as he might have meant to say…

  1. 1 Will Says:

    Countdown was indeed a pioneer in the history of television. It was the first program in the world where the viewer could actually smell the lavender and stale piss from the front row of the studio audience.

  2. 2 JuneJohnson Says:

    scratch’n’sniff?
    did like Countdown though

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