Prince Charles Link To Alleged Royal Sex Plotter
“ROYAL plot suspect sponged off Charles,” announces the News of the World in a headline that is as sensational as it is unsavoury.
The mind whirls. Might it be that Prince Charles, a man who appears as frozen in time as this late wife Princess Diana, is embroiled in this unsavoury tale of sex, blackmail and royalty?
Is this Charles reliving his youth, taking a “bed bath” from one of the alleged blackmailers, Messers Ian Strachan and Sean McGuigan? And if so, who plays nanny?
Through knitted fingers we read: “Sean McGuigan received the cash from the Prince’s Trust to set up a carwash business.”
And: “He spent a £1,500 loan on buckets, sponges and cleaning fluid and a further £1,000 grant for other start-up costs for the firm Star Craft in Fulham, London.”
A spokesman for the charity says: “We can confirm Sean McGuigan received a loan and a grant from the Prince’s Trust in 1993.”
Prince Charles was unavailable for comment…
STOP PRESS: Reports the Times: “The aide at the centre of an alleged blackmail plot against a member of the royal family has claimed he also had a homosexual liaison with the royal’s father and a Tory MP.”

November 4th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Nothing to do with the dreadful Cherry Brandy scandal in the 60’s then?
November 4th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Is she porn star?
November 4th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Oh I so want to know who this is!!! Its killing me. Can’t we make whoever tell through the Human Rights Act or data protection or something!!
November 4th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
“ROYAL plot suspect sponged off Charles,”
Before or after?
November 5th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Both, I would hope. But did he put the toothpaste on the brush for Charles afterward?