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Tender Moments With Sir Paul McCartney

mccartney_paul.thumbnail Tender Moments With Sir Paul McCartney  PSSST! Wanna see a picture of a 65-year-old man getting off with a middle-aged woman in a car? Save your money. The one’s on us.

The Sun has such a picture on its cover. It’s a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE”. It’s “MACCA’S SMACKER WITH A MARRIED CRACKER.”

Macca is Sir Paul McCartney. The cracker is Nancy Shevell. She is married to a “powerful lawyer”.

In “Beach strolls, breakfast and tender kisses” the Sun zooms in on Nancy and Paul walking along a beach on Long island. The beach is “windswept”.

“LONELY HEARTS CLUB SAND,” says the Sun. Macca resists the urge to throw Nancy to the ground and wrestle with her in the foamy waters. He is the older man. This is a “Stroll”.

Later Paul gets “A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIEND”. He is at an eatery with Nancy. Seated. What help she gives is unsaid. Perhaps she orders for him, or feeds him a blended breakfast from a spoon?

Such is the tenderness…

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7 Responses to “Tender Moments With Sir Paul McCartney”

  1. Andrew Says:

    Deal with the last one first. I hear a hitman costs a lot less than 50.000.000.00

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Sounds to me like your sainted Paul’s halo is rather tarnished!

    I was wondering what set Heather off with her scathing outrages in her interviews the past week re the marriage and Paul - this explains it all!

  3. Catherine Says:

    I have always thought McCartney a massive A-hole.

  4. lyn Says:

    The McCartneys both probably have someone on the side. Good on Paul, if he really falls in love with a nice lady. If its true. At least this lady won’t be after his millions!

  5. abandon flowers Says:

    lennon was the brains behind the beatles

    you should have kept a few dogs instead of disrespecting your wifes name

    ( no i am not stella)

  6. Andrew Says:

    George Harrison was totally groovy too… don\’t forget this hero!!
    I will never, and I mean never forget hearing Macca on Radio1 when george had died.. instead of saying a little story about george and the good times/happy days they had back in the day what did he do?? PROMOTED HIS NEW ALBUM Honestly, I was saddened…
    I will repeat this to anyone that will listen till I die.

    Plus, a word of advice. If you’re going to mess around with another guy’s wife, you could at least make sure he’s not a Lawyer. Self destruct or what!

  7. lyn Says:

    Heather was on TV before the split of course, long before, and she was saying how Paul wants his own way all the time. Thought that was a strange thing to say about a husband so much older than her. Months later they split! It mustn’t have been a strong marriage if his daughter allegedly broke them up.

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