Jade Goody Leaks Out
NEWS that Jade Goody is to marry in secret occupies minds at the Daily Star.
The secret nuptials will occur at the Riverside Church in Manhattan (one of Billericay’s premier nightspots!) on February 29 2008.
After becoming Mr Jack Tweed, the secret wedding will relocate to a “lavish champagne reception” at the Twenty Four Fifth floor ballroom in the former Fifth Avenue hotel.
It is expected that between “naw” and “den”, Jade and Jack will experience numerous highs and lows as details of the secret wedding almost leak out…
November 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
and how does Anorak know about premier Essex nightspots???
Why don’t Jade Goody and Kerry Katona marry each other then the ‘celebrity mags’ (a contradiction interms) could save paper and wordage!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. I HATE it that those two are portrayed as celebrities and help up as role models! Grrrrrrrrrrrr again.
November 7th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
The mind boggles
How much is OK! paying them to marry and how much will Jade get from same pile of poo, for the divorce.?
November 7th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Shouldn’t there be a record deal mixed in?
November 7th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
What shall we get them?
November 8th, 2007 at 3:04 am
I’m confused, are they getting married in New York or Essex?
November 8th, 2007 at 3:11 am
Oxo cubes, the budget gift! Plus, this is her becoming an ‘honest woman’, it’s appropriate; maybe they make them in blue? Blue soup leans on the romantic side now, right?
(Yes, the whole sexist honest woman thing is tongue-in-cheek)
November 8th, 2007 at 7:40 am
Close your eyes and try to picture the wedding night copulation - grim isn’t it?
November 8th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
And why is anyone, including Anorak, giving any exposure to a racist and bully?
She thrives and profits off publicity, good or bad, and giving it to her is tantamount to condoning her actions.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
The “thing” aka Jade Goody should be astride the next space shuttle on a one way ticket. Oh she could take that parasite Tweed along too. Is he gettin Job Seekers Allowance??lol