Prince Harry And Chelsy Split: Situations Vacant
IT was Craig Brown who brought to the world Prince Harry’s Ode To Pomp: “When I marry, It’ll be in fancy dress - And I’ll come as Rudolf Hess.”
Of course that was satire. When he marries, Prince Harry will take on the full weight of the occasion with a sartorial display of dark baseball cap, new sneakers and a T-shirt bearing the legend “FCUK Marriage”.
But such a time will have to wait as the Mail brings news that Harry and “miserable” Davy have split.
It is reported that Davy “needs space” to “carve out her own identity”.
A “friend close to Chelsy” tells The Mail on Sunday: “This is not an over-for-good situation. Chelsy and Harry both love each other very much.”
A senior Palace aide confirms: “The relationship is over. It has simply run its course. Harry will be carrying on his Army career and Chelsy will continue her studies.”
And while Chelsy whittles, we happen up the Mail’s second Prince Harry feature: “Send me to Afghanistan or I’ll quit Army.”
“Harry has said he is at rock bottom,” a close friend says. “He is upset, angry and frustrated and feels completely redundant. He is basically doing nothing…He has said he is a troop leader without a troop.”
Harry is not some inedible ornament with a passion for dressing up in military garb. Says the source: “The MoD are going to have to figure something out. If they don’t, Harry has said he will think about pursuing his charity work and go back to Africa. He is desperate to do something that will give him a sense of purpose.”
But Harry is not alone. He might not have Chelsy, but if wants a sounding post he could consult with other men of his family and consider golfing, talking to plants and finding a use for Prince Edward…
November 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Have to say, with the camouflage he does bear a passing resemblance to his late mother’s first husband…..
November 11th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
He does not deserve to bear the word WALES on his helmet. it should read GERMANY
November 11th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Thank goodness it’s over. Harry has itchy feet and wants to get in the action. Let him!
He is too young to settle down obviously. He needs to play the field get into Afghanistan and anywhere else his unit wants to go. Good on Chelsy - don’t hang around kid.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:09 am
No Andrew it should have read “CUNT”
November 12th, 2007 at 9:15 am
4. Teddy Boy.
An excellent point, and well made.
November 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Andrew,
Shouldn’t think the Germans want him either, not after the old style uniform stunt
November 12th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Harry and William are permitted to do nothing because of he who must not be outshone. Charles is content to have them destroy themselves with lives more meaningless than his own so to ensure that nothing gets between him and getting to that throne with his whore.
What a waste.
I hope Harry will leave and go to Africa. One of many benefits would be escaping a land of she-males who call men cunts.