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Polar Bear Watch: Freeze The World

polar_bear_under_water.jpgPOLAR BEAR WATCH - Anorak’s look at polar bears in the Global Warming news

“GLOBAL WARMING MELTS THE POLAR BEARS’ HOME,” says the Mirror. Three polar bears are on the “patchy now and ice”.

“The joyful shots mask a tragic reality,” says the Mirror, “the glorious animals face total extinction in 50 years.”

Why? “The cause is global warming,” says the Mirror. For shame. Anorak hereby makes a vow to leave our freezer door open – and we urge you to do the same - and thereby cool the world.

The alternative for mankind, and picture editors, is just too dreadful.

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2 Responses to “Polar Bear Watch: Freeze The World”

  1. JuneJohnson Says:

    being a touch cynical,you don’t think that polar bear toys are in stock for Xmas

  2. Anorak Says:

    With real fur

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