Celebrities For Climate Change: Polar Bears Kill
POLAR BEAR WATCH - Anorak’s look at polar bears in the Global Warming news.
WITH actress Joanna Lumley learning us in ways of farming and animal husbandry, the Sun calls upon impressionist Alistair McGowan to talk about polar bears. It’s part of the Celbroties And Stars Taskforce (CAST).
We’ve all heard about the phrase ‘global warming’ – heard it until we’re green in the face,” says McGowan.
“It’s costing you money, it’s producing greenhouse gases and the cumulative effect of those millions of appliances is starting to melt the ice and kill animals, such as the polar bear, ushering them towards extinction.”
Extinction? “Gone,” says McGowan. “FOR EVER.” Extinct, even.
Of course, less polar bears means less animal-made carbon emissions. Look out for stories of polar bears eating small children and spreading disease.
Their end cannot come soon enough…
November 12th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Yes Polar Bears kill….and they like to eat people and generally create quite a mess especially when hungry….
I won’t be happy if they become extinct - everything just seems right in the world as long as we have polar bears……..hate to think of earth without them…..when the P. Bears die off….all will not be well….maybe people will be next…..
Scary thoughts!
November 12th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Could Pitty organise something for them, noone would DARE say no…
November 12th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Can we mate the polar bears with the panda bears?
November 12th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Pitty is busy saving the wolves from extinction and she’s bringing several more into our pack….unfortunately, Polar Bears make Pitty shiver, and not from fear, it’s being cold….she just hates the cold….her motto is the warmer the better but I suppose even that has it’s limits…..we can only take off so much clothes……
November 12th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
You are joking Anorak!!! Pandas don’t mate with anything,including other pandas, they always have a headache …..too much bamboo if you ask me, I know you didn’t but you might have.
November 12th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Science fact meets science fiction= Science faction
November 13th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Yes but there are only a relatively small nuber of polar bears, but has anyone ever considered the HUGE number of insect there are?
What are THEY doing to global warming?
November 13th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Send the Polar Bears to the south pole - they have plenty of ice!