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You Decide What A Big Brother Star Is Good For

chanelle-hayes-big-brother.jpgCHANELLE Hayes is for hire. The Big Brother star emeritus will appear in a Star reader’s place of work for one whole day. Free.

“It’s bound to turn your mates green with envy if you walk in with the 20-year-old beauty on your arm,” says the paper. And greener still when you invite her to sit down at your work pod, log her into your PC put her typing, filing and tea-making skills to the test.

Chanelle is advised to give this on-the-job training scheme her all, and help to answer the question: What is a reality TV star good for?

Your suggestions please. Best reply wins Chanelle, or cash equivalent…

  1. 1 Wanderer Says:

    We can’t cue the violins, can we? (not without some hair straighteners being thrown at my head?)

    I have no answer. Best of luck to whomever decides to try it out….

  2. 2 coolandcalm Says:

    I wonder how she is at ironing and sweeping up leaves?

  3. 3 May Says:

    What a tedious little diva she turned out to be. Completely wasted any opportunities to become known for more wothwhile skills, when she probably has the talent to be an actress.

  4. 4 David Says:

    Cash equivilant eh?
    Seems like a lot of work for 5p though.

  5. 5 Nora Says:

    After seeing her give a hand massage and juggle all the Reception tasks on Celebrity Scissorhands, I think Chanelle could handle learning just about any job–except possibly fishing boat or fishmonger. She doesn’t care for fish.

    But she’d be brilliant entertainment wherever she goes. She’ svery funny.

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