Wag The Player: Abbey Clancy Best It For England

IT’S not often the world of football encroaches on the life of a Wag but when called upon the girls can step up to be counted.

This is England’s hour of need, and with official shopping trips to Switzerland and Austria at stake next summer, Abbey Clancy wants to ensure her footballer does not let a nation down.

“I’ll inspire my Crouchie to score,” says Abbey Clancy from a position of defiance on the Star’s cover page. The vow is given added weight and direction within the paper as Abbey says: “I’ll help my Crouchie score for England.”

Ms Clancy promises to make Peter Crouch, England footballer, “ready, willing and able” for England.

This is, of course, part of a fully functioning Wag-footballer relationship. Not too long ago, Crouchy approached the serving hatch on Marco Pirre White’s Hell’s Kitchen and gave his lover the come on in the celebrity cooking arena.

Sadly, Crouchy failed to inspire his lover’s hunger for cooking and her fish pie lost out to Barry McGuigan’s potato. Now Abbey wants to cheer her lover on.

But she has learnt much from the experience. And we expect from Abbey much chest beating and cries of “We went to Barbados last year you useless string of spaghetti!”

Anorak

Posted: 19th, November 2007 | In: Back pages, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink