Zara Phillips Outrages Daily Mail’s Blue Stockings With Black Bra
FOR those of you unable to attend the Red Cross Ball in London the Mail has a picture on its Page 3 of young Zara Philips and a “generous among of flesh”.
The paper’s readers will shocked and dismayed to see that the young royal has chosen to wear a Roberto Cavalli dress “tied at the midriff with a black ribbon… cut so low it gave fellow revellers at the Honky Tonk Blues themed event more than a glimpse of her cleavage and black bra”.
Letters of complaint, with supportive artwork, should be addressed to the usual address in a secure brown paper envelope…
