Britney Spears’ Two For One Chinese Children Deal
“BRITNEY Spears to adopt Chinese twins,” says the News of The World.
Once was the time when a celebrity would adopt a new look, a panda bear in a Zoo or a technique with grilled food.
Now they adopt people. And here is news that “POP shambles BRITNEY SPEARS” is adopting Chinese twins.
It seems prudent of Spears to take on a pair of new children. Embroiled in a custody battle with her “birth” children, Britney can experiment with someone else’s bairns and keep her hand in.
And the good news is that in China there are lots of children, and if it doesn’t work out she can always get more and try, try and try until she feels the bond.
Dissenting voices will, doubtless, wonder how Britney can be allowed to care for two Chinese children and, should the ruling go against her, be barred from being primary carer for her own.
We point out that Britney is American, and the adopted children Chinese. At current exchange rates, two Chinese equate to one American child (Britney qualifies for a ‘spare’).
And should it not work out with the two Sino-Spears, Spears should be allowed to take home three Indian, Four Vietnamese and no fewer that seven Africans…
November 25th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Special offer for Chow mein takeaways?
November 25th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
surely, SURELY the Chinese are not that desperate for parents to adopt their children? Bloody ‘ell, I’ll have a couple before she does. I have the benefit of being sober and mostly sane….
November 25th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
For me i don’t like britney spears naked nobady liked ,
i don’t like britney spears music vidéo(gimme more)
i love the music i just don’t like the music vidéo,
because i don’t love it.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
nobady love britney spears more that me,
i only love her like a friend.
and she’s my idole.
November 26th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Is not really nise for her and is not nise that britney spears,
is doent stuff that she’s naked in a pool.
I don’t love the photo of this site.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:10 am
april your a melter…nothing of what you wrote makes sense..your clearly not english so the ridiculous statements may not be your fault…but why try to write things in english if you crap at it..
November 26th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
“april your a melter”
Well Stan, it seems your English leaves a little to be desired too.
“nothing of what you wrote” …
I see you have a few problems with grammer as well.
November 26th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
LOOOOOOOK…First, This was about Britney Spears then somehow its gone through Chow Mein Takeaways Thennn April Been A Shitty Speller and theennn theres about how some dude called Stan cant use grammer…GET A LIFE THE LOT OF YA!
And Btw Im Not Suprised Shes Gone Mad Livin In A World With Ppl Like U
November 26th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Stan - what is a melter?
And you are correct, nothing April wrote made any sense at all. It actually gave me a little headache trying to figure it out.
Surely Britney isn’t really adopting these twins is she? Maybe this is a joke, well at least I hope it is.