Comments on: Santa Clause Is A Sex Mad Drug Addict

By: American University In Rome

American University In Rome — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:23:16 +0000

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By: stephanie

stephanie — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:16:56 +0000

this is ridiculous. santa claus is not a sex feen drug addict, he is simply a fat jolly man delivering presents to children. hes not even real, hes fake, hes a legend. hes been around forever, why are you people trying to stir up things now? are you bored or something? you all need to grow up, you university professors, news reporters, therapists…all of you. read a book or something.

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MADRID (AFP) - Spanish children think Santa Claus is “too fat” and should go on a diet, and that he should ditch his sleigh for a 4X4 or a motorcycle.

The opinions are based on an Internet poll of 4,000 children aged four to 12 by a children’s television channel, Jetix.

It said 53 percent of them think Father Christmas is “too fat,” and 59 percent believe he should eat better to lose weight, or go to the gym (19 percent.)

Many also think that his means of transport is outdated, as a sleigh is too slow for delivering presents.

A total of 35 percent think he should change it for a 4X4 and 31 percent for a motorcycle.

But they are ready to keep at least one Christmas tradition — his big red coat. Only 21 percent of them would like him to come down the chimney in a shirt and jeans

By: jessica

jessica — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 19:31:09 +0000

i hate this sitte

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Some Santas are the good guys though

By: Rai

Rai — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:59:31 +0000

And here I was just thinking he was a paedophile. Sneaking into children’s houses. Watching them all the time. Tempting them with toys. The mind boggles…

By: Johnny Santa

Johnny Santa — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:05:57 +0000

To actually feature this article is on its own a hilarious occasion. Tabloid journalism in this instance is simply amazing. What’s next? Mary “fingerlickingood” Poppins?

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:35:50 +0000

Santa - The original ‘hoodie’?

By: Anorak

Anorak — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:05:15 +0000

Yo-ho-ho - and a bottle of poppers; the man’s a menace

By: gabe

gabe — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:46:41 +0000

Santa doesnt say Yo, ho, ho. He says HO HO HO. Santa Claus isn’t a sex addict, his whole life is all about bringing joy to the world and giving presents to everyone while knowing he won’t get anything in return. Leave Santa alone. He never did anything to you.. besides he isn’t even real. He is a made up figure, a tradition, a legend.