George Bush Does Cold Turkey
NO man can fault George Bush’s pioneering and inoxitaticating spirit.
Says George Bush on ABC news, as overheard by the Sun: “I doubt I’d be standing here if I hadn’t quite drinking whisky and beer and wine and all that.”
Alcohol can affect you perceptions, your understanding of reality. Had Bush continued to drink he may have never entered the real world, getting no closer to what passes for reality than an episode of Big Brother and Washington DC.
Bush went “cold turkey”, notes the Sun. And readers may recall Bush holding a plastic turkey he carried around for the cameras at a Thanksgiving dinner for the troops in Iraq. It was cold.
And for alcohol, there are drugs. Bush tells a girl he understands her struggle. “I wanted her, this young girl who’s struggling with drug addiction, to know that others who might be famous have the same issue – that’s she’s not alone.”
The Sun understands. Like Bush it goes out of its way to explain to any struggling readers that they are no different to Amy Winehouse, Kerry Katona, Michael Barrymore, Lindsay Lohan…
December 14th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
June Johnson - in view of the picture you have chosen to head this item, weren’t you ever-so-slightly tempted to point out that turkeys say ‘Gobble-gobble’?
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Gloria that isn’t me, that is Anorak who does all the writing, choosing of pix etc
December 14th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Sorry June, I didn’t mean to imply your mind was as mucky as mine. Wasn’t he tempted then?
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My mind is as pure as the mucky slush, its a well balanced healthy dirty mind.
And according to the dox after my bout of meningitis the brain works well too
They usually are very tempted…..
December 18th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
RE: “George Bush Does Cold Turkey”. Why was this article written? Ive read it over and over and I cant make anything out of it.