Danielle Lloyd’s Orange Glow
SIGNS on the Daily Star’s front cover that the orangey cover that swaddles Danielle Lloyds’ body like the rind on a seasonal Satsuma renders her impervious to cold.
“Baby it’s cold outside,” says the Star’s front-page headline, “so let our hottie warm you up.”
Danielle is pictured in white bra and knickers and her trademark orange coating. “Ice one, Dani…,” says the paper.
The world is looking for alternative sources of insulation, what with rising energy prices and climate change. Might it be that Fake Bake keeps out the winter chill?
If so, we beseech the powers that be to make Orange Glow available free to all home owners, the homeless and OAPs. Or, failing that, deliver Danielle to your home and instruct her to stretch out her legs in the manner of a two-bar fire…
December 13th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Over here in the US of A Orange Glow is a cleaning product.
Actually that could explain a lot………..
December 13th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Over here in the UK, cleaning products are often used in conjunction with something called a scrubber, for extra abrasion.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Isn’t a Scrubber called a Munter now?
December 14th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
It may well be, David, it may well be, but Scrubber just sprang to mind in connection with the Orange Glow!