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Jimmy Savile Row: Sir Jimmy’s Tips On Girls And Suits
SIR Jimmy Savile OBE, as he must be known, appears in a string vest, Stoke Mandeville bring-and-buy sale shell suit and hair like spun toffee.
Sir Jimmy appears in the Daily Sport, sandwiched between news of a teacher caught having sex with a teenager and the question “WHO’LL BE FIRST TO LAY LEON?”, an insight into the glamour model betting syndicate’s sweep on Celebrity X Factor winner Leon Jackson.
Readers may hope Sir Jimmy’s presence marks the beginning of the paper’s new “Dear Jimmy…” feature, in which the fixer of dreams will be invited to fix it for readers to reach the top shelf at the newsagents and meet a real life woman, perhaps over the internet or at a car boot sale.
And Jimmy does have a tip. Recently he was mugged for his round glasses. “I haven’t been jumped on by a girl for 50 years!” says Sir Jimmy. “It was wonderful. I don’t know what she looks like, but I sure know what she feels like.”
One imagines, Jimmy’s inner eyes envisages a young Margaret Drabble in a hood. Or a shell suit. Other than being called Sir Jimmy, Sir Jimmy’s other theme is to wear his aforesaid shell suit at all times.
Odd indeed that the man who shares his surname with Savile Row, the London thoroughfare famous for its gentleman’s outfitters, should deliver: “It’s tracksuits all the time. When I get tired, or I’m in Scotland and it’s freezing cold, its off with the shoes, straight into bed with the tracksuit, and then, in the morning, it’s shoes on, and you’re already dressed.”
Daily Sport readers nod, make notes and look forward to more top tips on how to make it with the girls…
Posted: 17th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Jimmy Savile is report to have raised around £40,000,000 for charity. Nuff Said!
December 17th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Charity work eh? Well, that’s good.
I missed all that too. Before the internet I had almost no idea what was going on in the old country.
News of Britain rarely penetrated the wilds of Wisconsin back then.
December 17th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Hi David,
I think Jimmy Savile has done a fair amount of charity work over the years.I don’t personally believe in the honours system and think that other ways should be found to publicly recognize outstanding work by people in the country.
Jeffery Archer was made a Lord and there was a Lord Brockett(car insurance fraud)Lester Piggot, one of the greatest jockeys got an honour but had problems with tax evasion.I know a woman who ran out of money and slepted on the streets of London back in the 60s.She then got a job as a waitress and,many years later was given an OBE for her services to tourism after outstanding work ata famous London restaurant.
Claire Rayner, who was on British TV sometime ago decline an honour because like me she doesn’t believe in them.
At least Jimmy Savile is a character and I’d rather have a coffee and chat with him than the creeps and garbage known as the government.
Sir Tom Jones, Sir Michael Caine,……some people have made a contribution in their life but as I say, the honours system isn’t for me and I believe its against the law in America to have a title before your name.
Regards,
JOHN
December 17th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Something else I missed.
They KNIGHTED Jimmy Saville????
What for, outstanding services to weirdness?
I’ve nothing against him but Knighted????
Can I at least have an OBE for emigrating and leaving a place open for a Polish plumber?
Not being a drain on the NHS? Not clogging up the roads with my infernal driving?
Whatever