
The Doctor Is In For Britney Spears
“BRITNEY appears to be crazy,” says “a top Hollywood shrink”.
But at rates changed by the half hour, Marty Brenner needs to say more. Or at least rub his chin, narrow his eyes and, possibly, tap a pen on his temples.
Says Brenner, in the New York Post, relayed across the Atlanic by the Sun: “She is disconnected from life. She’s losing it now, and she’s going to eventually lose it altogether if she doesn’t get the help she needs.
And then to show how in tune he is with celebrity culture, Brenner offers: “She’s exhibiting bipolar signs and she’s clearly fighting depression.”
Bi-polar is the No.1 celebrity condition of 2007, and has been linked to global warming, Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy and polar bears.
Twenty-nine minutes into the consultation. Says Brenner: “She has a major problem”…
A major, major, major… MAJOR…problem of major…”
Parp! Time up!
Posted: 26th, December 2007 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 28th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Whether or not this young lady is bi polar, this illness is no laughing matter! About 1-2% of the population (Sonne & Brady 2002); so, it is inevitable that a proportion of people in the entertainment world will be bi polar. Indeed, it may even be higher because bi polar disorder appears to heighten creativity in some people with this illness.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Maybe….. if she didn’t have all these ‘outside’ influecnces she would be okay!
Oh, by the way! What’s with the date? I BELIEVE today is December 28, 2007.
Or maybe I’m just losing it! :-\
December 27th, 2007 at 2:08 am
Well, that’s my sister!
December 26th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
WOWZERS!