Big Brother Talent Spotting
“BIG Brother signs up Jade again,” says the Sun.
But – wait a mo – this Jade is not Jade Hoody but Jade Eden.
She is one of the housemates who have, as the Mirror notes, “excelled in the world of sport, arts, music and politics”.
Two of the contestants list their talent as “circus act”. One, Liam, has a talent for “business”. Jade’s talent is that she is a “beauty queen”.
Where is the real talent, you cry?
Where is the callow youth who can find a public toilet?
Where is the young woman who can play tennis and date Cliff Richard?
Where is the musician who can play the spoons - both sorts?
Where is the writer of the UK’s first Pet soap opera?
Where is the UK’s new Dame Vera Lynn?
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Where is the UK’s new Dame Vera Lynn?……………………..
I thought one of those was enough.