Big Brother Jade Goody Kebab Repeats
JADE Goody is back. Not that she ever went away. Like spilt milk on a Taxi’s back seat, Jade just sunk in deeper in to the fabric and curdled; hard to ignore; demanding to be dealt with.
Jade is on the Star’s cover page. “JADE BACK IN CELEB BIG BROTHER,” says the headline. Jade is pictured, as ever, with her mouth ajar.
Readers learn that last night the show Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack began, a change from last year’s Big Brother: Celebrity Bigotry.
But the show’s fans are nostalgic and the Star finds one commenter on a website who screams: “Bring Back Jade Goody!”
Ms Goody is not available for comment, appearing on Celebrity Keep-Fit Video Makers In Tenerife, presented by Kilroy.
But if she is required to breathe fresh life into the moribund show, she should be invited to stand before a blue screen and repeat a variety of phrases to see which garners the most outrage…
January 4th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I think the phase “Ladies and Gentlemen…Jade Goody” would outrage me.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
A national campaign should be started pronto to keep this git of the screens and mags for infinity.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
With her background and lack of education, it’s amazing what she has achieved. I believe she will continue to learn through the university of life, and has done much better than many in her situation.
January 4th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
University of life sounds like a good idea.
Maybe she could sign up for a “Good Kicking” class.
Luckily Jade mania has not reached us here in America, here’s hoping it never does!
January 4th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Jade mania won’t ever reach the US - you already have Sally Jesse Raphael and Jade came through the UK ranks on the back of Jerry Springer, one of the US’s finest imports. Jade’s mum is a one-armed lesbian and now enjoys a certain ‘celebrity’ here because of only that and her daughter’s prime-time idiocy.