Hunting Britney Spears With Dr Phil

“BRITNEY AND HER BRIT,” says the Sun’s front-page headline. “DRUG-BINGE STAR IN HIDING.”

In the Mirror: “TV SHRINK: BRITNEY NEEDS URGENT HELP - Father in tears at fears that troubled staar dusffer form bipolar illness.”

But not to worry. TV media Dr Phil is in. And he is listening. 14 has more:

Hollywood Predator is the only magazine devoted to the various predators living in Hollywood. Each issue is jam packed with educational features and stunning photos of common predatory species such as the Dr. Phil Fool, Paparazzi Wolves, and creepy “producers”. An excerpt from the latest issue:

Lurking on the pristine streets of Beverly Hills is the most annoying predator known to celebrities: the paparazzi. They hunt incessantly for lucrative shots, even if it means scaling fences at daycares – or, most recently, following Britney Spears into an ambulance as she suffered a nervous breakdown and recklessly chasing down her two young sons, just so they could capture that “money shot” of their tear-stained faces looking out the car window.

But she is not alone. There is hope for her survial. And if Britney can be persuaded to mate with Amy Winehouse…

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Posted: 7th, January 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink