Princess Diana’s Is The Media’s Whore
NO easy thing to breathe new life into the Princess Diana legend.
But her mother Frances Shand Kydd has made good fist at it by calling her daughter a “WHORE”.
Kydd, who looks like Michael Caine in drag, gives rise to the front-page headlines: “YOU WHORE DIANA” (Sun), “DIANA YOU ARE A WHORE” (Express), “THE DAY DIANA’S MOTHER CALLED HER A WHORE (Mail) and “DIANA WAS A WHORE” (Star).
The shock may have affected the papers’ ability to pun and make light of news. But it can be hoped that this development has opened up new and exciting avenues for Diana and her official merchandisers.
Look out for the Diana’ Telephone Kiosk Calling Card (embossed and bearing the legend “By Royal Appointment”), the Diana Doll (with realistic tilting head) and the Diana: No Hire Love, a 500-page study on Diana’s knicker drawer by Paul Burrell…
Posted: 15th, January 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 16th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Pot calling the kettle black! What a family! Did any of them get on.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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Carmen Says:
January 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Whatever did she make of her ‘fling with Oliver’……..
Hoare whore?
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Things could have been worse; it might have been Lord Haw Haw…
January 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Was wondering how she and Mary Magdalene’s mum are battling it out to become mum to Whore of the Year - such a proud title.
or failing that, the first reserve our ‘Arry)?
isn’t there some alleged doubt about that? in the grand dam stakes? or are you not talking about:
January 15th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Och! Well that would be why she (Frances Shand-Wotzits) was found dead alone at her home on Seil Island, Argyll.
It is not recorded if there was a butler with a notebook and diary handy but she allegedly did have more than one empty bottle of London Dry Gin about the place. Would that have made her the drunken mother of a whore or grandmother of the future King (William, or failing that, the first reserve our ‘Arry)?
The second would put her on a par with Good Queen Lillibet ll wouldn’t it?
I also seem to remember a similar accusation re sexual freedoms being made against the Queen’s sister: one Princess Margaret, also deceased. Nice to know One’s Family is as dysfunctional as the rest of us commoners.