Kelvin Mackenzie Samples Rhydian Roberts’ Sex On The Beach
SAYS Kevin Mackenzie in the Sun: “My picture shows the Welsh warbler Rhydian Roberts on a beach in Mexico recovering from the rigours of finishing second in X Factor.”
We too have seen the picture.
Mackenzie goes on: “But who is that woman with him? It can’t be his girlfriend as he is a devout Christian and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage.”
We look again at the snap. While no experts in sex and all forms of coitus, we were forced to consult with Old Mr Anorak’s nurse. Together we are pretty certain that Rhydian and the woman are NOT having intercourse on a Mexican beach.
Mr Roberts remains an unsullied Christian, and the woman remains his aunt…
Posted: 17th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 20th, 2008 at 2:07 am
If there were 100,000 sexually promiscuous boys lining up and ONE Rhydian,
I would pick Rhydian. Every time. No doubt about it. There is something incrediby sexy
and sensual about him, his self respect, his honorable intentions, his romantic
persona, the exciting unknown… he is soooooooo hot. wow.
Wish I could meet a man like Rhydian.
(released. dr:20:01:04.42)
January 20th, 2008 at 2:03 am
I know you kevin mckenzie you are a jelous little scot boy - a puny one at best with
nothing going for you you skinny little dork. Nothing but a nessy drool.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Religion is boring - that’s what’s good about it.
Even party animals need a break.
January 19th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Great!!!……………but I was making a general point about religion vs secularism debate and culture and this decade and I wasnt actually speaking about Rhydian actually.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I’m a huge Rhydian fan and I just loved this article! It’s so funny! It’s simply picking up the silly comments made elsewhere and giving them a literal twist. It dosen’t mock Rhydian’s beliefs but the silly reports! I met saw Rhydian perform last night and also met him, and he is anything but boring - we were all blown away by him and he has an enormous sense of fun as well as a great sense of humour. He’d love this article too, I’m sure!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Unfortunately this is the century we are living in, in which practising a religion and having moral principles means you are a ‘boring’ person. I guess that means we must admire and celebrate the ‘laddish’ culture of beer, sex and more beer instead. Woohoo.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
“What is that piece of crass drivel intended to convey? It is not informative, it is not beautiful English, it is not funny…
I regret having wasted my time reading it. Talk about tabloid!”
Oh dear….Rhydian fans have such a sense of humour by pass when it comes to him…tip for you all…his not the messiah his a very boring boy!
January 17th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
What is that piece of crass drivel intended to convey? It is not informative, it is not beautiful English, it is not funny…
I regret having wasted my time reading it. Talk about tabloid!