Britney Spears Plays The Spoons

BRITNEY Spears is in the tabloids, and in a pair of fishnet stockings, torn ones.

She is also with her Birmingham-born lover Adnan Ghalib. “HE’S AD ENOUGH,” says the Mirror for reasons that do not extend beyond a punnish headline.

The Sun says Britney has had a “RIPPING TIME”, it too using a pun to suggest news that on closer inspection seems to have been omitted from the article. Perhaps it was lost in the general excitement?

It is left to the Star to explain further. In “CLICK ME BABY ONE MORE TIME”, readers see 13 pictures of Britney - a number which is said to be lucky for Mr Ghalib, whose company seeks to sell the snaps of his muse.

One image is of Britney picking up a pregnancy test kit. Ghalib’s agency snaps the tableau. The picture is then offered to newspapers for £250,000. No takers. So the price falls to £2,000, as the Star claims.

Britney will have to try harder. She will have to do something she has yet to do; something that will both shock and amaze. Can she play the spoons? Over to you, Mr Ghalib..

Anorak

Posted: 18th, January 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink