Pete Doherty Remembered, by Laura McLaughlin
PETE Doherty has, reportedly, been making friends with Laura McLaughlin.
She tells the News of the World: “The baby is Peter’s. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex.”
Does Ms McLaughlin believe her parents might think better of her if they learn via the pages of the tabloid press that the first time their daughter had sex it was with a known drug user and celebrity?
Stephen and Helen McLaughlin – “they run a multi-million pound roofing business in Scotland” – offer no comment.
Says Laura of Doherty: “He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone.”
If only she had only contacted Doherty by phone. Indeed, a phone with a condom pulled over it might be more hygienic. And then she should consider earmuffs, holding the phone at arm’s length and a scouring brush . But things got more intimate for the girl billed as god-daughter to Sir Alex Ferguson, the puce-faced manager of Manchester United.
Says Lola: “He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn’t into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex.”
And then the condom split. Pregnant, she told Doherty. Says Lola: “His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, ‘You deal with it’.”
One minute she likes him being laid back, the next it’s an issue.
A spokesman for Doherty says: “Pete says he doesn’t know who this girl is.”
Which, to the best of Doherty’s recollection, might well be true…
January 20th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
hah. she wishes that happened.
stupid b#tch.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
It was a dream? She says she was watching Dirty Dancing with him… An immaculate conception with Doherty?
January 20th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Sex in October Due in June makes 8 months so I think someone needs to do a bit of maths or have they now changed how long women are pregnant for?
January 20th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Hahaha! I know this girl. Unfuckingbelievable!
January 21st, 2008 at 3:44 pm
She claims that she is going to study law at Harvard. She is 20 with A levels. America only does POST GRADUATE law courses. Therefore she hasn’t got a place. If she is lying about this, what else is she lying about.
January 21st, 2008 at 4:35 pm
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
I went to school with her
She always makes up shite
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This story is absolutely hilarious! firstly she is not alex ferguson’s goddaughter she’s never even met him, she is NOT straight A student so theres no way in hell she has a place in harvard! multi million pound business yeh ok whatever if you want to call it that! was seen during the time she was supposed to be in hospital in london another lie just wants people to feel sorry for her all the time! also “we met through mutual friends” aye right mate you have no pals since you began stealing from them! which is why its hilarious she’s said pals call her lola! is so NOT a virgin has claimed rape 3 times during school she needs serious psychological help! totally pity the girl you think she could have at least washed her hair for the photoshoot! she should have done her research on pete or should i say “peter” i mean dirty dancing come on?! no doubt in couple of months she’ll say she has had a miscarriage or some other made up concoction of events, more likely to be pregnant to some random theres like a 0.000001% chance thats shes even been near pete doherty! have to say this stroy has entertained us all greatly so for that we say thank you but seriously go check yourself into an enclosed envirnonment after all you did get voted most likely to end up in a padded cell in our yearbook!!!!
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January 22nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
shes a compulsive liar. i was with her when she says she was in hospital. also shes 18 not 20.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
ahahahahaha i love this article! wish pete doherty would respond so we can laugh even more at this nutcase! yeah, shes always been a compulsive liar! bet she says she has a miscarriage. losssssssseeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr!
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Following on from the fact that ‘Lola’ clearly lied through her teeth in highschool we too believe that your yearbook is correct!
BECAUSE:
We attended Stirling University (not Harvard) with her in first year where she concocted many a lie! She told us that the reason why she had fallen out with her friends was because they did not believe or support her when she claimed to have been raped (for a 4th time) on a girly holiday! And gave her little help when going through the court case!
When she was supposedly meant to be attending Harvard University we had her mum call and say she was missing in London…. to my recolection Harvard is not in England!
She writes comments to herslf on Myspace, notice that all the ‘friends’ that call her Lola have a private profile, this is mainly due to the fact that the majority are her!
Also about the virgin thing. She told us in first year that she was a virgin, then changed her mind half way through.And told us recently that she was seeing a doctor called Kieran, who funnily enough has a private profile on her myspace page. He was teaching her ‘all she needed to know’ about sex!!!! this was before she allegedly ‘met’ Pete…. *cough* *cough* liar *cough* *cough*…….We never met or spoke to him and this led her own mum to ask ‘do you think he’s REAL?!?!?!’
After first year she left and lead us all to believe that she was becoming a model (ha ha ha) and flying over to the Maldives for a photoshoot.. where we could all join her.. funnily enough the tickets did not materialise and she lost her phone!!!!
has she had a boob job???? yet another story we were told!
Also, having been quick enough to tell us that Russell Brand bought her a drink in London, y would she not have mentioned meeting Pete Doherty over a year ago!!!
Finally… there is a thing called the morning after pill… surely a straight A student attending Harvard University would know that a split condom can equal getting pregnant!
We found this story absolutely hilarious as well!!! Cannot believe she has gone this far, but actualy what will she do… stuff a pillow up her top!!!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
i know her to. a theif and a liar. she claimed numerous times 2 have been raped in which time she was in a room with a girl who says she did not leave the room once. she blamed theiving money on a poor innocent girl after it was found in her suitcase. she has boasted about having sex with loads of people and yet claims to be a virgin. she is a fucking physco and the comments evryone has left prove it a couldnt agree more with the comment above me . at least everyone knows what she is like now. and im sure a hell of alot of people could sell stories about her!!
January 27th, 2008 at 5:31 am
It is fairly obvious that Lola has been telling fibs again but this raises an interesting if not disturbing question: If you are to invent a story about losing your virginity then surely you wouldn’t claim to have been penetrated by a degenerate junkie who would probably struggle to get a hard on anyway? And in a national newspaper! She would have been as well placing an ad in the Paisley Daily Express informing all and sundry that she got done up the arse in the quads off an assortment of the Young Remo and Crossy Possy. In yer scheme indeed!
January 27th, 2008 at 7:08 am
The Paisley Daily Express would never allow such an ad - the Renfrewshire Gazette would.