Putting The Great In Great Britain

IT is with GREAT interest we learn of “THE GREAT WEIGHT RACE” (Mail), an event only matched in greatness by “THE GREAT PANTS DEBATE” (Express).

“I‘ve eaten nothing but 40 apples in three days – and only lost 1lb. I want to cry,” says a dieter in the Mail.

“When I’ve discussed this with friends and acquaintances it has revealed widespread gusset ansiety,” says Jeremy Paxman in the Mail. “The other thing is socks.”

THE GREAT SOCKS DEBATE will have to wait a while, although it will be augmented by THE GREAT SOCKS MYSTERY and GREAT BRITISH SOCK WEARERS.

Great stuff. And this from land that has given the world the Great British banger, the Great British kebab, the Great British stomach pump, great sex and lessons on how to be a great lover.

Our celebrities are great mates, and Trevor McDonald delivers the news with great sadness.

It is what GREAT Britain is all about…

Anorak

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