Amy Winehouse: ECSTASY And COCAINE Masterclass
“AMY ON CRACK – NOSE DIVE TO OBLIVION,” announces the Sun’s front-page headline, a grainy picture of Amy Winehouse pulling on a pipe of sorts also features.
Helpfully, the Sun equips the picture with a time stamp, allowing our celebrity police to gather any evidence they need to pursue this “role model” with gusto.
The Sun invites one Shaun Bailey, a “youth worker”, to step forward and opine: “Amy should be arrested, for her own sake, and dealt with by the courts. Why should she get away with it?”
Why should Winehouse, a singer of rare talent, be allowed to take “hit after hit of the deadly drug after a 19-minute binge in which she snorted powdered ECSTASY and COCAINE” and not be pinched? It’s just so unfair.
But if not for us, let’s bang her up for her own good. “Sun columnist” Jane Moore tells us: “Surely, as such a danger to herself, the time has come to try to have her sectioned under the Mental Health Act?”
Winehouse is a danger to herself! Winehouse is a danger to impressionable youngsters! All nodding heads agree that Winehouse is some sort of role model (well, she does appear in the tabloids).
But the message might be that drugs don’t work for everyone. Winehouse’s alleged livener of cannabis, ecstasy, cocaine and valium will not induce talent in just anyone.
As such, budding signers on reality TV shows should note that their chances of success may be better served by sticking to the tried and tested and pushing out their teeth, chest and backside…
* Anyone keen to learn how Winehouse allegedly takes drugs, and so best recognise the signs and avoid it, can see the Sun’s illustrative pictures and video….
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
I loved the SKY news item that showed footage and said ‘Amy Winehouse is obviously still struggling with her drug problem’.
Didn’t look like she was struggling to me, looked like she had it spot on!
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
She is should be able to do whatever she wants with her body. Why do you care?
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
I would be sad to see her dead….. a young woman with the world at her feet throwing her life away? of course I care.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:03 pm
It’s all the papers want to know - popstar takes drugs - shocker!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 am
THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITH THIS FUCKED UP BITCH DEAD. SHES HAD HER CHANCE AND BLEW IT. NEXT. I HOPE THE NEXT ONE LASTS LONGER.