New Samie Lee Is The Old Lucy Pinder

FANS of Lucy Pinder waited. And waited.

There were rumours. Lots of rumours. Some said her nipples were covered in thick matt of red hair. Some said that beneath her bra lurked a map of the lost city of Atlantis. Some said that her left nipple resembled Elvis Presley shaking hands with the Dalai Lama.

And then Pinder removed her top. A nation gasped. Adolescent boys and men in Welsh caravan parks stared and stared some more.

And then Lucy kept on removing her top. And what was once cloaked in mystery took on a familiar wallpapering effect.

And now we and the Daily Star begin to look away. And we look to the “NEW LUCY”. Know that “SAMIE LEE is PINDER PERFECT”.

She is also wearing a bra. And we wonder what magic lies beneath.

Some say that her nipples glow. Some say her nipples follow your round the room, watching and…

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