
Snorting With Derision At The Amy Winehouse Video
“COPS SEIZE OUR AMY DRUG FILM,” announces the Sun, happy to assist our brave Bobbies in their purist of celebrities.
“STAR MAY BE CHARGED.”Amy Winehouse could end up before the Beak for appearing to smoke/snort/dunk something in her own private residence.
What crime she can be accused of should be left to more legal minds than us. But the generally accepted position is that she has corrupted the morals of the nation’s youth and should be made an example of.
We cannot have our celebrities smoking drugs. And if the music industry is awash with drugs - and there are rumours of other singers and degenerate music types partaking in narcotics - the industry should be shut down immediately.
It is time for a music amnesty.
All celebrities should be made clean and whole, lest the impressionable fans think it okay to have talent and spend a sizeable chink of their massive earnings on getting wasted.
We would go further and have all radio stations banned from playing any music produced by anyone thought to have taken drugs, booze, prescription medication, or a combination of all three.
On a happier note, this should facilitate a return to the fore for Teddy, Babs and Joy.
Take ‘em away, The Beverly Sisters…
Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 24th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I see Stan, so possession is no longer a crime… only dealing is?
I’ve not lived in Britain for 31 years, how things have changed.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Well David i think you will find you dont have to be a celebrity to get away with taking drugs..nobody goes to jail for TAKING drugs..
it is the dealers they want…of course pete doherty is a different story altogether..heroin and driving??? Please!
i think Amy gets too much stick..i like her and dotn care she is an addict
January 24th, 2008 at 7:24 am
She should hang in there.
Many druggies in the ‘music’ trade go on to get knighthoods.
(They dont get to punch the Queen, HM hits then on the shoulder with a sword.)
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Sadly, crack does bugger all for your fighting skills; though she may think it does.
And I doubt that she actually wants to punch the Queen; I can think of more desirable objects of choice…
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
oh please amy listen to david
you know you want to do it
and i for one would pay good money to see it
go amy go….
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
So, now there’s a video of her taking drugs.
She probably doesn’t have to worry though, it seems a famous person can do anything in Britain today and face no consequences.
What do they have to do to get arrested? Punch the Queen on national TV perhaps?