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Aimee Helps Poor Cheryl Cole Understand Sick, Cheating Ashley

coles.jpgNEWS that footballer Ashley Cole has cheated on his singer wife Cheryl with one Aimee Walton occupies all our minds.

This is “Cole’s sex with blonde hairdresser,” says the Sun. It is Cole’s “booze-fuelled night of lust”.

Over two pages blonde Aimee tells us all. “It was a big mistake,” says Aimee, a hand placed on her hip, her eyes looking into the lens, a smile playing on her lips. “I feel so sorry for Cheryl.”

But Cheryl would appreciate knowing the truth. Aimee understands that. Aimee also knows that if we can all hear of her sex with married Ashley then we can all help poor Cheryl recover and make some sense of her now hollow and shambolic life.

As Aimee says: “I feel so sorry for Cheryl… Now I feel really guilty. She should know that he’s really like.”

So here are the facts we need to help poor Cheryl. Print them out and keep them handy in case you should happen upon poor Cheryl and want to converse with her.

ASHLEY COLE:

SLAPPED her bottom so hard his platinum wedding ring left a mark”
VOMITED in a girl’s car – then claimed she should feel ‘privileged’”
CLAIMED Girls Aloud singer Cheryl ‘didn’t mind’ him cheating as long as he kept it a secret”
INTERRUPTED their sex session to be sick again”

Says Aimee: “He’s wild – really rude in bed. He knew exactly what he was doing and was pretty good, despite not being very big.”

Ashley Cole is around five feet seven inches high.

Sick! Sick! Sick!

Says Aimee:

“As we were walking out of the club I asked Ashley about Cheryl but he clammed up. I remember thinking I was going home with a married man and that his wife was one of the most famous singers in the country. I asked him if he would get in trouble with Cheryl and he just said, absurdly, ‘She knows what I do. I just can’t get found out’. I was really shocked by that — it showed he couldn’t care less about breaking his marriage vows.”

Some people, eh. They have such low standards. Tsk! Go on, Aimee:

“He just kept saying to me, ‘Please don’t tell anyone, I’ll get in so much trouble’. Then he started apologising for what he was about to do. He slapped my backside so hard his wedding ring left an imprint. He tried to hold my hand but I could feel the ring and felt so bad I pushed it away.”

Aimee has standards. She could stop. But then how would that help poor Cheryl. Aimee’s dilemma is clear…

He Shoots! He Scores!

When on the way back from the club, in the back of a Vauxhall Astra, Aimee says Cole was sick - “I remember being really disturbed by how violently ill he was.”

Back at the flat, Aimee tells us: “Ashley said he needed a drink and we went to the toilet to get some tissue to wipe sick off his arm.”

In the bedroom: “We started having sex but it wasn’t long before he said he felt sick again. Then he just rolled over and vomited on the floor, all over the cream carpet. It was disgusting.”

Repulsive.

“He had some mouthwash, then jumped back into bed…Eventually he finished and collapsed on to my chest. He was panting and clearly had a good time.”

It is a tableau that many will find hard to stomach. But Aimee will not stop until she has truly helped Cheryl. Evidence gathered. Case closed.

Poor Cheryl

She concludes:

“He wanted to go on the pull and he chose me. I just hope Cheryl can see him now for the man he is — a cheat and a liar.”

Fingers crossed…

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44 Responses to “Aimee Helps Poor Cheryl Cole Understand Sick, Cheating Ashley”

  1. naddo Says:

    We all knew he was a knob head, but this is real proof

    Shagging the best looking one in Girl’s Aloud vs one nighter with ugly hound

  2. Anorak Says:

    On a happier note- they might get to renew their vows in OK!

  3. David Says:

    His tackling skills, or lack of them, make me vomit.
    What a jackass!

  4. Anita Says:

    Do you really think he would ’shag’ an repulsive UGLY slapper/slut/dog?
    When he has his beautiful Mrs at home? NO!!! Its just an easy tart, selling a non believable story for easy bucks, to help finance her alcohol and god knows what else.
    aw646

  5. Remii Says:

    Just goes to prove even when they have a gorgeous wife they still go and pick a dog to f*ck! Men are dogs!

    Oh and Aimee don’t make out you give a shit about Cheryl everyone knows what you’re in it for!

    rel:dr:26.01

  6. BrookeFromLondon Says:

    My god - I can’t believe this being true. Cheryl seems so in love when she talks about him. And I don’t think you can fake that kind of enthusiasm when you know your man is messing around behind your back…I don’t think they have an open relationship. It might be alright for the Beckhams, but Cheryl is not from that kind of background. She’s a nice girl from modest beginnings…a family person. I hardly believe that she’s turning into Victoria Beckham. This is not true if you ask me.

    rel:dr:26.01

  7. Mick The Dick Says:

    I won’t have a word said against him. He now plays for Chelsea, doesn’t he? When he was with the Arsenal, he was a good lad, wasn’t he? And it is not everyday that a full back scores, is it? Perhaps Cheryl will now strike up a friendship like she did with the toilet attendant some time ago.

  8. Amy xx Says:

    I think Aimee Walton has every right to sell her story. Ashley Cole begging her not to tell anyone clearly had no impact, to be honest, it wouldn’t have any impact on me either. Marrying Ashley obviously has been a mistake for Cheryl, but I’m sure she’ll get over it. No way can they stay together if this is true, if it was me I wouldn’t be able to go near him after what he has done. He seems a bit dippy for sleeping with a girl who is out to get a bit of cash for a story, why not just stay faithful? Anyway, Chelsea is sh*t!

    aw1610

  9. lindsay Says:

    if ashley has admitted it like the papers say so, then i think divorce will eventually be the outcome. i dont think any relationship can survive infidelity. and i dont think he stupid for cheating he obviously married the wrong woman or has serious self esteem issues!

  10. InTheKnow Says:

    Go Ahsley, go Ashley, go Ashley! Well done: booz, ugly slapper, getting sick in the car and some good spanking. Sounds like a decent night out! Don’t worry about your missus, she will dump you, then take you back, shed some tears, get into OK and hello, and all will be good again. Until another tart runs over your way ….

  11. Blonde Says:

    Funny inn’it…Ashley is clearly a shit…but well the world is upside down if one can’t read or write but become millionaire by just kicking a ball. What do you expect from such a troglodyte, to know what a vow is? To know what the real values in life are?

    And what do you expect of an hairdresser, to turn down sex with a vomit-neanderthal and find a real man?

    Ashley is a wank, Aimee is a slut and Cheryl will surely find better. Actually it was quite naive to think a shit can be the man of your life. Next time Cheryl set your standards at least above the 30 IQ level!

    aw1847

  12. ang Says:

    I’ve never been the biggest cheryl fan but she dosen’t deserve this….
    ashley cole has always been a twat but now i can’t think of a word for him….

  13. Ciara Says:

    Oh Dear , another day another headline, same ol story though!! What is it with English footballers?? When they were training them to become top footballers did they also give them lessons in how to disrespect women.. Kick this creep to the kerb Cheryl.

  14. Oh dear Says:

    What a twat! Although I can’t stand Cheryl, she seemed to be committed to her marriage with said ‘twat’ (Ashley), and therefore did not deserve this.

    What’s pissing me off is the fake sympathy being offered by Aimee. It goes without saying that if her intentions of unmasking AC as a dirty cheat were as innocent and as pure as she’s making out, she needent have gone as far as she did. Surely getting him back to a flat in the early hours of the morn, would have been enough.

    Aimee is a mucky tramp who needs to set a better example for her child.

  15. siramelek Says:

    gross sluts…..r.i.p. england

  16. Morgan B Says:

    Can you really believe, thats AC chose this revolting hair dresser when he could have his beautiful wife (or for that matter, the pick of the bunch!). He would have needed more than beer googles, more like a bag over his head. I couldnt believe the pic of Aimee in the papers..shapeless girl with bull frog eyes and brick layers hands. She looks 42 not 22.

    If there is any truth in it - Cheryl should dump him straight away. Its not like she’ll have any trouble finding a new man.

    It much more likely Aimee is in for the money and its completely untrue. Shes nothing more than a little tramp trying to make cash at the expense of someone elses happiness.

  17. trudie Says:

    So she’s going to forgive him? How ridiculous, they just get smarter and tell know one. Cheryl should dump him, if not she will go through torture as there is no trust. How can he remember everything, being sick, being upstairs with a girl, his mates downstairs but cannot remember the shagging - how convenient.

  18. SALLY AND SIMO Says:

    we think that the blonde cow he slept with is such an ugly scutter.
    cheryl is absolutely gorgeous and a really nice person, and he has now lost her to what.. that scanky biatch!
    i hope he gets what he deserves .. no money and no gorjuzz wife to be with anymore.
    he will end up playin 4 sum1 like bedworth united fc.
    she will be loaded and get an even better boyfriend!

  19. Holygoon Says:

    Why the surprise? Treachery is in his blood. Luckily Arsenal can get rid of him for cash and Gallas.

  20. kay Says:

    How dare you call Aimee a dog! or slapper - I happen to be related to her and she is like every other young girl out there are you telling me that you would kick a premiership footballer out of bed? whether she slept with him or not it doesnt matter he had a ring on his finger he is the one that took the vows not Aimee! Trudie has the right idea Cheryl should wise up he is nothing but a cheat and a liar. Just so you all know Aimee is my cousin I look up to people like Cheryl who I happen to think is a brilliant role model and I am an avid Chelsea Fan.

    Also Aimee might have done a kiss and tell but all this she needs the cash she is a single mother and needs cash to buy booze is shit! She works hard to provide for her Son.

  21. MonkeyRim Says:

    This story is so romantic. I think I’m going to cry.

    - He slapped my backside so hard his wedding ring left an imprint.

    - “Ashley said he needed a drink and we went to the toilet to get some tissue to wipe sick off his arm.”

    - “We started having sex but it wasn’t long before he said he felt sick again. Then he just rolled over and vomited on the floor, all over the cream carpet. It was disgusting.”

  22. Anorak Says:

    Much to admire in both of them

  23. Stephen Halligan Says:

    I love it when someone pukes all over me, it tells me what a great time they have had.

  24. Janine Says:

    I dont believe girls like this exist they embarrass every girl who has dignity and
    respect for herself. sad vile dirty sluts who go out there way to ruin peoples lives it makes me
    sick. i love cheryl think she’s stunning and doesn’t deserve any of this. i hope for her sake
    that ashley is telling the truth and if he’s not then how sad is he.
    come on girls lets all stick together and stop acting like slappers it gets you know were..
    tragic !!!!!

  25. shirelle Says:

    Aimee knew exactly what she was doing when she was doing it…I bet she could hardly believe her luck that night - sick and all! Personally, I’m 24 and just separated from my husband after the same thing happened to me so I know how it feels to be in Cheryl’s position and would never have done what Aimee did. I cant stand girls like her who just seem to get off on ruining a marriage if the opportunity’s there. And what did she get out of it exactly? A couple grand and being labelled as a slut…well worth it Aimee!

  26. Valeria Says:

    It just goes to prove that no matter how attractive a girl may be.. infidelity is always present. I feel really sorry for Cheryl she didn’t deserve it and she is a really stunning girl

  27. Al Says:

    aimee is probably some tart thats just slept with him for money and 15 minutes of fame because shes sold her story now. She might be a gold digger and is out for as much money as she can get.

    rel:dr:30.01

  28. Lynette Says:

    I think amiee is probably a cheap tart and hasn’t done her self any favours telling that story! “he stopped to vomit” im not suprise it probably just hit home what a dog you were!!!

    As for cheryl i think she’ll stick by her man but it just goes to show they arnt the perfect couple!

    he’s following in the same foot steps as David Beckham!!!

    if cheryl sticks with him im sure everyones opinion will change about her as she once quoted “if anyone ever cheats on me ill kill em”

    good uck chez you’l need it!

    Lynette East Yorkshire

  29. Kate Parker Says:

    Aimee you are such an ugly and cheap bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder he was vomitting-eveyone would do the same seeing u naked

  30. lou Says:

    galz use r all full ov shit yh tellin me ud turn dwn him asif, it takes two nt jus 1. he shudnt go out shaggin gals if hes married so hes da slut n a dirty scum bag n itz obv cherly nt da 1 4 him if he doin dat cnt she see it.

  31. Morgan B Says:

    ..and below we have comments from “da” very well educated Lou..!

  32. Suduo Masi Says:

    Shows these things happen to all people from different walks of life, problem is here the publicity behind it and how Cheryl is so “look at me” well……..

  33. SOPH Says:

    Aimee Walton is a sad little whore who is out to make a little bit of money. Shs admitted she knew what she was doing, well havent you made yourself sound so wonderful aimee! u slept with a footballer- i bet that was ur aim in life wasnt it! Well now you’ve done it, runied a marriage and earnt yourself some dirty money. Wow i bet ur family r proud of u! if u were my daughter i would disown u, i would be so ashamed. What ashley saw in aimee i dont know, other than the fact that she not only came across as a cheap tart but looks like 1 2. I bet she even kept some of ashleys sick as a reminder of her ‘romantic’ night with ashley. I wouldnt even be surprised if him being sick on her turned her on!! And as for the fact she thinks she might be pregnant- just another way to get her filthy hands on sum more money and for an extra 15 minutes of fame. Aimee take note- this hasnt made u famous- just sickened alot of people and made u look like the slut that u r! I hope cheryl gets her hands on u,i would certainly want to if i was her.
    Why cant girls have a bit of respect for themselves these days!!??

  34. Matt Says:

    hmm…funny how none of the posters seem to attach any blame to Mr Cole (the one who actually was married and cheated) and instead attribute it all to Aimee.

    I guess for women it must be about maintaining a spotless image of their football idol instead of judging him by the same standard as others.

    rel:dr:08.02

  35. Jules Says:

    I agree with matt, Ashley Cole wrecked his own marriage. If it hadn’t been Aimee it would have been another girl. There will always be girls like her out there for what they can get, but does that mean that it is simply not Coles fault that he caved in to temptation and betrayed his wife?? Aimee might be a cheap slut, but she also had nothing to lose, it was not her job to protect Coles marriage. If Ashley Cole couldn’t manage to care about and protect his own marriage, then I would say that this episode has told Cheryl everything she could possibly need to know about her husband and his commitment to her.
    Ditch him. He’s a loser.

  36. dnt watch Says:

    Aimee is well nice every1 needs to cut her some slack at the end of the day no one noes her so leave her alone, cheryl seems to be a nice person now but everyone’s forgetting bout her racist attack a few years ago. Ashley is black but something’s wrong in his head, he’s an obsessive compulsive liar.

  37. JT Says:

    the idiot ‘dnt watch’ says that Cheryl is a racist! just because she punched somone who happened to be black doesnt make her a racist, if she chinned a white person there is no problem. Aimee Walton is a slut much like the majority of the British women, why you lot have followed the Americans i will never know, when you could of modelled yourselves on these stunners from europe, Penelope Cruz anyone? Sophistication, Sexy and Classy.
    Ashley Cole is a scumbag, its not like he is married to a hermit, Cheryl is a beautiful lady, i never understand the urge to cheat, i have never cheated on any girl i was going out with. I think the minority of decent people now need to take a stand and make the world a better place to live as it is a dump at the moment!

  38. Michelle R Says:

    I’m surprised Ashley could manage an erection being in that state. My guess is that he didn’t have sex with her and that abortion business is rubbish. He probably was in the same bed as her, but I seriously don’t think he would be able to manage it.

  39. Michelle R Says:

    Oh and if you believe everything you read in the papers then more fool you. When are you all going to realise, that it is the media that controls your life, from everything you read, to watch on telly to even what you discuss with your peers. The media are very clever in making you feel a certain way about something, and a lot of it is lies, with clever journalists playing with words to sell papers. Don’t buy into the trash. It’s a form of control and someone is reading all these comments, laughing at how people are getting so riled up by Ashley and Cheryl split up. Media treats people with such kindness to begin with, it let celebrities use them as a promotion tool, but once they are at the top of their game, they are ready to crush them like an insect.

  40. 'Daisy' Says:

    I really just dont get what is going on in Ashely Cole’s head.. Cheryl= successful, talented and not to mention absolutly beautiful.. and then we have Aimee.. absolute nobody, dog, dog, DOG ROUGH AND a complete slut by the look of things. Ashely threw away an 18 month marriage, love, memories and a life time of happyness with someone he married and threw that away for some drunken one stand. i have two questions running through my head about this.. 1) WHY do men like Ashely cheat on their lovely, beautiful girlfriends and throw years away for a one night stand and 2) WHY are they girls out there who KNOW a guy is taken and still say yes!! I have no respect for cheaters and i will never do it to anyone. its sick. If i was single and a guy came on to me who i knew was in a relationship, no matter how serious; i’d say no you have a girlfriend what the hell is wrong with you and run a mile!
    i cant begin to imagine how Cheryl must be feeling, I feel so sorry for her. Ashely Cole is such an arsehole and a fool. ‘He had a flower, but he had to go and pluck a weed’ says it all really doesnt it?

  41. MorganB Says:

    “Aimee Walton is a slut much like the majority of the British women” says JT.

    Id like to ask him what makes him qualified to make that judgement and huge generalisation?

  42. winky Says:

    I don’t know who is the most messed up between Ashley and Aimee. Their encounter sounds gross. He is being super arrogant, getting sick all over the place, slapping her bottom and his friends walking into the room and Aimee still gives it up.

    I am over in the States choaked up at the romance.

  43. Georgina Says:

    I must take exception to Daisy’s comments. I have three dogs and they are not rough at all (infact all three are smooth coated) and none of them would behave in the disgusting way Cole and Ms Walton have. For any woman to carry on having, or to even contemplate having, sex with a man who has vomited either before, during or after the fact is seriously addled. Also, I was very suprised to read Mr Cole was only 5′7”!!

  44. raya Says:

    For Aimee to say she felt guilty BEFORE having sex.. then went and had it anyway… yes she is to blame! no excuse for cole though, but he was, as Aimee admitted… very very drunk so its understandable he couldnt remember anything. She took advantage of the bloke knowing she was going to get her leg over! and if she gave a shit about Cheryl then she would have kept quiet. Cheryl would have been better off not knowing.
    But seriously… cheating on the hottest woman in the uk and im a bird!) with that??!! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley…. what were you thinking?! silly boy!!!

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