Dancing On Ice, The Celebrity Cull
ANOTHER victim in the Dancing On Ice celebrity cull as Christopher Dean pulls up for surgery.
The fallen, tripped and slammed:
Underwood, Michael (broken ankle)
Lusardi, Linda (hairline fracture)
Shaw, Suzanne (scalp sliced open)
Anthea’s Law of Diminishing Celebrity states that the coefficient of the Katona should not overarch the Jordan to the power of Edmonds lest the sum should equate to less than zero.
The cull is underway…
January 29th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Unfortunately the Katona coefficient is increasing in a disturbingly non linear fashion that’s bordering on the logarithmic. This disturbing trend will continue until the Jordan will be surpassed by many orders of magnitude and the whole system will break down into chaos, if it hasn’t already.
How about full contact celebrity ice hockey with no safety equipment, I’d pay to see that.
January 29th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Celebrity “Who The F**k are You?”. Where a bunch of non-entities have to guess who the others are in order to avoid being made to get proper jobs.
January 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Good one Mic