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HAPPY news that Jo Guest is closer to diagnosing her “mystery illness”.
And it all thanks to Daily Star readers.
Is this a new celebrity game whereby readers are invited to guess what’s wrong with a Page 3 stunna? In “You The Doctor”, Star readers get to strip Jo to her undies and ask her to look back over ther shoulder and cough?
It turns out that it’s nothing so credible. The news is that Star readers have been looking at “battling babe” Jo and appraised her. As a result, Jo has compiled a list of possible “causes” and passed it onto her GP?
Says Jo: “I can be tested for more things and am now a bit closer to getting better. So I’d like to thank everyone who has got in contact.”
Thank you, ‘randy of Bridlington’ for suggesting “Lyme disease”. White coats off to ‘Gillingham Steve’ for “diverticulitis”. And well done, ‘Sexy Sam’ from Melton Mowbray for an “allergy to iodine”.
The findings have been made available to Dr Chris Steele - GMTV’s man with a stethoscope - who is “taking a personal interest in her case”.
Watch out for Steele looking over Jo on the telly. Next week he will investigate if Jo’s is allergic to aadvarks; the folling week Dr Chris wonders about an acanthosephian worm infection; the week after…
Posted: 30th, January 2008 | In: Page 3 Girls, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 27th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
seems to me she may have M.E chronic fatigue syndrome as she gets very tired after physical or mental excersion
February 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I can sympathise with Jo completely. I have been through a similar experience with swollen legs, bloating and tiredness and like Jo have been given no diagnosis from doctors despite numerous tests. I believe my health problems have been caused by years of taking the birth control pill which I have read can do a number on your circulatory system and your digestion. Try reading ‘The Bitter Pill: How Safe is the Perfect Contraceptive?’ by Dr Ellen Grant. You may need to get it from your library as it is no longer in print. Good luck with getting to the bottom of this Jo.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
if she stands like that permanently then it’s got to be backache… or maybe vertigo, looking at the height of the heels…? or even breastclutchitis - a syndrome which usually affects male members of the species, quite literally…
January 30th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Maybe she’s got a chill on her chest from not wearing her liberty bodice?
January 30th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Nope. still can’t think of a good enough response! will keep trying……….