Who Hell John Loughton Is Brother Big
WHO is John Loughton. Or to put it another way, as the Star does: “WHO THE HELL’S HE?”
While the Stars headline writer does an imitation of Mohammed Al Fayed, the paper’s Big Brother expects discover - yes, you’ve guessed it - that Louhgton is the latest winner of Big Brother.
The Star takes the question to the streets, asking “Who’s The Hell’s He?” of eight everyday persons. Two think Loughton is a comic; one thinks he’s a magician; four have no idea who is; and Laura “knew who he was - eventiually”.
Says Jim Whatshisname: “The test will be if anyone says: ‘You’re John from Big Brother. If that happens, I’ll let you know.”
Although the odds on him meeting a Daily Star hack, or Laura, are slimmer than Jade Goody’s Indian fan club…





January 30th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I voted for Emilia, but John’s ok.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
john rocks! i seen him on oxofrd street and he was surrounded by people. he is real, down to earth and friendly,
this website should get a life and leave people alone!