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Who Hell John Loughton Is Brother Big

john-loughton Who Hell John Loughton Is Brother BigWHO is John Loughton. Or to put it another way, as the Star does: “WHO THE HELL’S HE?”

While the Stars headline writer does an imitation of Mohammed Al Fayed, the paper’s Big Brother expects discover - yes, you’ve guessed it - that Louhgton is the latest winner of Big Brother.

The Star takes the question to the streets, asking “Who’s The Hell’s He?” of eight everyday persons. Two think Loughton is a comic; one thinks he’s a magician; four have no idea who is; and Laura “knew who he was - eventiually”.

Says Jim Whatshisname: “The test will be if anyone says: ‘You’re John from Big Brother. If that happens, I’ll let you know.”

Although the odds on him meeting a Daily Star hack, or Laura, are slimmer than Jade Goody’s Indian fan club…

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2 Responses to “Who Hell John Loughton Is Brother Big”

  1. Karen Says:

    I voted for Emilia, but John’s ok.

  2. bitty Says:

    john rocks! i seen him on oxofrd street and he was surrounded by people. he is real, down to earth and friendly,

    this website should get a life and leave people alone!

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