Cupping An Ear To Russell Brand’s Wooden Wee
NEWS that Russell Brand has urinated in a paper cup while broadcasing his show on BBC Radio 2 is of interest.
Brand is the Star’s “RADIO PEE-JAY”, standing up before relieving himself into a cup. The one arena of doubt is on whether this happening
occured live or was a prerecorded wee?
But how can we be so certain what was heard was the sound of a man weeing into a cup, and one made of paper?
Rather than this being the passing of a cultural milestone, a Where Were You When..? moment, it harks back to a more innocent time, when
ventriloquists were on the radio, on occassion in conversation with lip readers.
Brand is no less the “Wildman” of radio (Sun) than he is the new Lord Charles, with Orville’s backcombed hair and an emu down his pants.
For his next broadcast we expect to see Brand with Archie Andrews sat on his arm, educating listeners on life, love and which has the chattiest
tinky winky…
Posted: 30th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 2nd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I always knew he was a piss artist.
rel:dr:02.01
February 1st, 2008 at 3:46 am
“Oh dear, don’t be so hard on me darling Russell…he’s such a good boy! Full of love and kindness for all of mankind, not to mention, womenkind. He is afterall a broadcasting professional who believes that the show must go on no matter how much you might have to wee. Anyway, I don’t see why people are so outraged, at least he went into a cup and not all over the microphone. You see he does have good manners!” I love him! (actual love!)
rel:dr:01.02
January 31st, 2008 at 11:56 pm
When he’s gotta go, he’s gotta go.
rel:dr:01.02
January 30th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
A cup! Have you ever pissed in a cup? Was it a teacup. a mug, I think a jug.
Imagine, ahh, oh, reaching the brim, shit gonna overflow, ……..maybe he does dribbles.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Maybe he just enjoys watersports
January 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Perhaps he’s trying a new version of Handel’s ‘Water Music’
January 30th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Maybe he’s diabetic and doesn’t know it yet. Before I was diagnosed and began taking pills for it I used to find myself desperate for a pee in many awkward spots.
Or maybe he’s just a graceless idiot.
I dont really know much about him, he’s pretty much unknown here in the US.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
The attention seeking idiot must have a bladder problem - I recall he walked out of ‘Have I Got News For You’ to relieve himself in the middle of the programme. Either that or he’s exhausted all his sensation driven antics.