David Beckham Inkling Of Posh
“BECKS has a new girl on his arm..” announces the Mirror.
No, it not Cheryl Cole. It’s “HIS MISSUS”.
Readers get to see a picture of topless Beckham stood on beach. Down one arm are gangster tattoos. On the other is a picture of a topless Victoria Beckham in Betty Boo pose with “VICKY” running through a arrow to her heart.
Well, not quite. Although it might be because even equipped with an arrow, what occurs on Beckham’s left arm looks more like a fungal infection than a tattoo of any deliberate design.
The Mirror, however, it adamant that what we gazing upon is a rendering of Day-vid’s favourite picture of his wife, that one in which she sits on a chair and pouts. You may have seen it.
But it’s a bit tricky to see it on Beckham’s arm. Unless, of course, Victoria has become a two-dimensional black outline, in which instance, the likeness is spot on…
January 31st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
A tattoo of his topless wife on his arm?
Proof positive that money cant buy you taste.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I wouldn t have thought he would want reminding that hes married to that skinny skeleton creature…
January 31st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
There is no escape
February 1st, 2008 at 1:09 am
I hope his arm doesn’t put on weight