Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s 18-Month Itch
HAS Cheryl Cole developed the 18-month itch?
Right now Cheryl is deciding what to do about her footballer, Ashley Cole.
It’s hard to know what to do for the best, what with Polly Hudson in the Mirror advising one thing and the GMTV team yet to make a united judgement.
And what of the itching? In “CHERLY: SEX TEST FEAR OVER ASHLEY”, Star readers learn “PRAY BITCH DIDN’T LEAVE YOU AN ITCH”.
It turns out that “DEVASTATED” Cheryl Cole “fears for her sexual health”. This after the news that one Aimee Walton says she slept with Cole’s
footballer, a claim echoed by mod-el Brooke Healy, who added that sex with said footballer was unprotected (although she claims the footballer’s
people paid her a sum of hush money by way of security).
Meanwhile, Cherly is, as reported, losing weight. The Sun says the singer has not eaten for a week. This is not some plan to get Cheryl in shape
for her next pop video, rather a reaction to her husband’s alleged philandering.
Nor is Cheryl to emabrk on her Itch Away The XTra Inch DVD workout. Although, Sceintists at the Michigan School of Dieting And Scratchology say itching can burn off more calories than sex…
January 31st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
If these so called ‘celebs’ weren’t paid to decorate the covers of trashy magazines for an endless amount of weeks and months, they wouldn’t be under the illusion that anybody gives a damn about what they do.
Who’s to blame for so much garbage? It has to be those who choose to buy the mags. What pathetic examples to youngsters, who so often have no better examples in their home life. No wonder this country is becoming so third rate in evry respect.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
…just at the moment, I don’t think Cheryl will be giving a flying one about what anybody else thinks…
January 31st, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Yeah - it’s not like she’s managed or sold her wedding pics to a glossy mag 0r anything….
February 1st, 2008 at 1:05 am
Rebecca Loo’s gotta be in here somewhere.
February 1st, 2008 at 8:34 am
if u use vic adams as a role model the outcome is inevitable.does tweedy ever wonder why she is the only one in the group who has public slanging matches with other minor celebrities.its also ironic that their latest video is called cant speak french.at least three of them cant speak english.the break up is a surprise as they were well suited,both having big mouths
February 1st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Personally People who have no talent and want to be recognised will do anything they can to get in the public eye! Shame man! It disgusts me……….. and people who want to believe this crap are only jealous because Cheryl has made something of her life and so what if it was on a reality show, look at her now, she’s a strong Northern lass and will come through all this bull shit!